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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3980 on: February 13, 2007, 12:39:03 pm »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel rolls her eyes.))

**Fine, go up on Brokeback and straighten out the snow, it looks rough in places.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3981 on: February 13, 2007, 12:44:35 pm »
BEST BOY:

Yes'm, right away, Miz Sparta!!

I'm gonna have that snow looking just as sweet as your beautiful complexion, if you don't mind my saying so Miz Ma'am!!


((puts on hat, clicks heels, flicks rodeo belt buckle and exits stage right))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3982 on: February 13, 2007, 01:41:33 pm »
BEST BOY:



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3983 on: February 13, 2007, 01:43:11 pm »
BEST BOY (and inner child):


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3984 on: February 13, 2007, 01:45:12 pm »
BEST BOY:

Oh, Miz Sparta, Ma'am! D'ya want to come up an inspect ma work??



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3985 on: February 13, 2007, 06:47:24 pm »
BEST BOY:

You ain't gonna get what I got with your caddie, you know that, Miz Sparta!! I told you, now I'm gonna show you!! You come up here!!


**I'm gonna show her who's the Best Boy around heah!!**

**maybe it will help if I add this**

~~Meanwhile~~

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3986 on: February 16, 2007, 03:08:46 pm »
NEW ACTOR PLAYING ENNIS:  Uh...  Is there some reason why there're no beans at the crafts table?  My contract specifically stipulates that there must be a supply of Grandma Brown's Baked Beans shipped directly from Rochester, NY, (please see below) on hand and readily available at all times.  I need them to get into character.  Anyone listening?  I can't work like this!

No more beans!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3987 on: February 16, 2007, 08:35:45 pm »
Actor formerly playing Ennis formerly playing Jack aka the Empress of Everything


You expect special treatment? Good luck with that!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3988 on: February 16, 2007, 09:10:38 pm »
BEST BOY:

You ain't gonna get what I got with your caddie, you know that, Miz Sparta!! I told you, now I'm gonna show you!! You come up here!!



LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel leans out from a sleek black helicopter, inspecting the Best Boy's work straightening out the snow. She reaches back into the helicopter and pulls out a megaphone and a huge flashlight.))

**YOU MISSED A SPOT, RIGHT THERE!!!**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3989 on: February 16, 2007, 09:19:14 pm »
Ennis



Jack, I got something t’ tell you. Thought it would be a cold day in hell when I said these words out loud but well, come t’ find out it IS a cold day in hell.  ((Takes a deep breath.)) Jack, what if you ‘n me took a chance on that sweet life together you was talkin' about ‘n start us our own little calf ‘n cow operation.

((Takes another deep breath and looks straight into those trusting sky-blue eyes.))

I love you Jack Fuckin’ Twist.

JACK:

((completely flabbergasted by Ennis's sudden and very pronounced interest in him and his rapidly increasing emotional availability, Jack has been grinning nonstop since arriving at Ennis's place. He wasn't expecting this at all.))

((Jack mutters something under his breath:))

**Guess that makes two of us.**



JACK:

((Jack looks away for a moment, tears stinging his eyes... He blinks a few times.))

**What the hell is that supposed ta mean, Ennis?! You love me?!?! After all this effin' time, when you had all those chances to say something, do something to really show it, and now you think you can just get by with a coupla words.
Well I'll tell ya sumthin, boy. It don't work that way. After everything we been through, and all you can say is 'I love you' like that's supposed to fix everything. That ain't gonna cut it.**


((Jack turns away back toward his truck for a minute, barely able to sustain his own tears. He turns back, as though he's about to change his mind, then turns back around and gets in the truck, starts the ignition, and pulls out faster than he pulled in.))

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.