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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4130 on: March 10, 2007, 09:03:05 pm »
Bobby's understudy




**I love how the Froot Loops are talking**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4131 on: March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 pm »
Bobby's understudy



%% They expect me t' eat talkin' Froot Loops!? %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4132 on: March 10, 2007, 11:25:14 pm »

L. D. NEWSOME:



** Hayl, we don't eat with our eyes.  You want your son to grow up t'be a man, don't y'daughter? **


((Turns the TV back on and looks directly at JACK))



** Boys should watch football. **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4133 on: March 10, 2007, 11:44:54 pm »

ANOTHER BOBBY UNDERSTUDY:



** Yay, gramps!  Today I am a man!  Heeheehee! **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4134 on: March 11, 2007, 12:10:23 am »

TAMMY FAYETTE NEWSOME:



** Laws-a-mercy, L.D., how long does it take to get a slice o' turkey in this joint?  I'm about to waste away! **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4135 on: March 11, 2007, 12:13:56 am »

YET ANOTHER BOBBY UNDERSTUDY:



** Don't worry, Gramma, we'll be eatin' this food for the next four fuckin' years two weeks! **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4136 on: March 11, 2007, 12:46:53 am »
LUREEN:

Daddy? Daddy!!

**Deja vu!!**


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4137 on: March 11, 2007, 01:13:11 am »
JACK:

((Jack looks a little worried, but can't get over how hot L.D. looks in his leather jacket.))

**Well, I guess...... hey, whats this about growin' up to be a man? Real men.... they have courtesy!**

((Jack gets back up and heads back toward the T.V., wishing that he could implement his most recent invention idea which he called a remote control.))

**Now, L.D., honey. I'm gonna turn this T.V. off again, cause we're gonna finish our turkey day meals first, then we can watch the game.**

((Jack raises an eyebrow at Bobby, who starts to protest.))

**And whoever heard of a kid eatin' Froot Loops afore his meal. Eat the turkey that L.D.'s carvin fer ya. He went to a lotta trouble ta have those claws installed and I don' wanna see 'em go ta waste. And the whole meal took 3 hours for yer Mama to cook.**

((Jack looks up as Lureen taps him on the shoulder and whispers something in his ear.))

**Wow, really?... Okay, forty-five minutes with the new Sun-roaster.**
« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 01:22:37 am by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4138 on: March 11, 2007, 01:25:16 am »
STILL ANOTHER BOBBY WANNABE:



%% A new Sun-roaster?  Cool!  Wonder what it would do to a hamster.... %%
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« Reply #4139 on: March 11, 2007, 01:28:52 am »
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((Feeling more and more like his old self.))

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 01:31:35 am by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.