Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1169347 times)

Offline Arad-3

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,650
  • " Save a horse ... ride a cowboy "
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4170 on: March 11, 2007, 04:13:55 pm »
Alma`

(( Without a hello or any greeting Enid looks at Alma and asks))

My Monroe tells me that your ex husband is attending this dinner is that true?

Alma~

Yes Mother Enid, Ennis should be here any time!

Enid replies with

Hmmmm.

((Turns her nose up and walks into the living room followed by Elvin and Melvin))

" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

Offline Mikaela

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,228
  • Unsaid... and now unsayable
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4171 on: March 11, 2007, 04:34:54 pm »
MONROE and ALMA's turkey:

** Well, I sure think I'm setting some kind of unbreakable record here..... I've been in the stove so long, my last drop of moisture is gone for good. I'll be the driest Thanksgivin' turkey since the dawn of time! I mean, since Cpt. Smith and Pocahontas pulled that first wishbone of my poor unfortunate predecessor (may he rest in peace) **

Offline Mikaela

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,228
  • Unsaid... and now unsayable
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4172 on: March 11, 2007, 04:41:54 pm »
STRESSED-OUT MONROE:


((Glares desperately into stove))

Hey! You hush up now! You're supposed to be the driest turkey there ever was! I just can't risk my family - or ALMA's violent gourmet-phobic ex - suspecting that I'm actually a magnificently skilled cook! They'd go berserk! Such things just aren't accepted here!  

((Wipes sweat from brow))

Now you be a good little bird and do your part here - be sure that everyone feels parched just by looking at you!

((Lookes around the kitchen))

** Now where's my new electric knife? I spent all last evening secretly unsharpening it so the turkey pieces will look ripped-to-tasteless-shreds when I cut the bird. **
« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 04:44:59 pm by Mikaela »

Offline Arad-3

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,650
  • " Save a horse ... ride a cowboy "
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4173 on: March 11, 2007, 04:42:52 pm »
paula

" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

Offline coffeecat33

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,352
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4174 on: March 11, 2007, 04:47:14 pm »
Empress of Everything

Did someone mention the Twins? Well here they are, darling.


Offline Arad-3

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,650
  • " Save a horse ... ride a cowboy "
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4175 on: March 11, 2007, 04:48:09 pm »
Alma ~

Ennis should be arriving anytime and then we can all be seated and enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal together

(( runs out of the living room and back into the kitchen))
" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

Offline Mikaela

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,228
  • Unsaid... and now unsayable
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4176 on: March 11, 2007, 04:50:16 pm »
MONROE:

((Wipes more sweat from brow at the sight of the twins))

%% I'll soon be left as dry as that bird!! %%

Welcome, Your most exhalted Highness - and everyone else, twins and all! It's so good to see you!


%% I have no idea what's going on! I must have been sleepwalking through the last few days. %%

ALMAAAAAA!!

Offline Arad-3

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,650
  • " Save a horse ... ride a cowboy "
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4177 on: March 11, 2007, 04:54:50 pm »
Alma~

  Is that turkey ready yet?  Where's Ennis?  Don't look at me like that,  they're your family! Just tell me you were adopted, please tell me that!
" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

Offline coffeecat33

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,352
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4178 on: March 11, 2007, 04:55:57 pm »
Proxy Ennis

%%I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go to Alma and Monroe's. But I HAVE to. I can do it. I can't fix it so I gotta stand it.%%



((Reluctantly leaves bed and hurries to shower.))

Offline coffeecat33

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,352
Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4179 on: March 11, 2007, 04:58:21 pm »
Empress of Everything

Thank you for inviting me to your uh, humble abode.

%%Boy is it humble! I have to sit on a folding chair? Where's my throne when I need it?%%