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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4280 on: March 15, 2007, 09:30:35 pm »
Bjork

Excuse me, but I think that I am the feathered superstar around here!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4281 on: March 15, 2007, 09:40:38 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4282 on: March 15, 2007, 09:42:32 pm »
My latest album is on sale in the lobby!

 

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4284 on: March 15, 2007, 10:02:44 pm »
Mule


Donkey


Ass



Know the Difference!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4285 on: March 15, 2007, 10:03:56 pm »
**The Empress of Everything and the High Priestess earn a little extra cash on the weekends.**


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4286 on: March 18, 2007, 12:30:03 am »
**The Empress of Everything and the High Priestess earn a little extra cash on the weekends.**



HIGH PRIESTESS:



** Ah yes, reminds me of the good old days.... **
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4287 on: March 18, 2007, 12:58:35 am »
((Meanwhile, Jack and Ennis have recovered from their respective 1977 Thanksgivings and are off together for some much-needed rest and relaxation))



Proxy JACK:  ** Yeah, that L.D. was a real cut-up at dinner.  We had exceptionally good gravy this year, though....speakin' of which, I brought some extra butt cream.... **




Proxy ENNIS: ** Yeah, well, that turkey at Alma's was so dry, we coulda used some gravy.  I think Monroe downed it all beforehand....he was sure enough sauced to the eyeballs... **

« Last Edit: March 18, 2007, 03:03:09 pm by Meryl »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4288 on: March 19, 2007, 09:35:53 am »
JACK:

**That high priestess takin' over peoples' minds agin? I guess not, she put in the word "Proxy".**

((Jack turns back towards Ennis.))

**Anyway, apparently L.D.'d been cleaning his claws with gun oil afore he started carvin' on that ole turkey. Didn' all come off either. Everyone got food poisonin', 'ceptin' Bobby acourse... Couldn' get him ta eat any turkey, damn picky eater!... Ever since then, stomach's been just a little 'xtended..... Didn' hear you complainin' last night none either.**

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4289 on: March 24, 2007, 11:44:10 am »
JACK:

((Jack looks around, surprised that Ennis is being so quiet, only to find that Ennis is gone!!!))

**Ennis? Ennis?!! This is no time to be playin' Hide and Seek... There's bears out here, and we know how well ya dance with 'em.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.