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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4430 on: June 20, 2007, 01:08:49 am »
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 61 – ENNIS, CASSIE & ALMA JR. ON A DATE
          SCENE # 62 – LIL WAITRESS / RANCH FORMAN'S WIFE



THE FOLLOWING CREW MEMBERS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Best Boy - Lee
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Empress of Everyting - Leslie



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - LauraGigs
Cassie - Kelda
Alma Jr - Marleen (Cameron)
Jack - Daniel


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel ==

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4431 on: June 20, 2007, 04:34:18 pm »
BEST BOY:

Yikes, I have to get to the set rite away Heath! 'Fraid I'll have to take a raincheck with you! Chow, buddy!!

%%Oh, shit!!%%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4432 on: June 20, 2007, 04:46:01 pm »
CASSIE:



whistles non tunefully...

%Ennis is late is late is late for a very important date, date, date.

If you can call it that - bloody daughter - how am I meant to get a dance with her around. I should practice now%

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAoWgenBkhY[/youtube]

% and then I must pluck my eyebrows, dye my hair and put some slap on my face %
« Last Edit: June 20, 2007, 05:43:41 pm by Kelda »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4433 on: June 21, 2007, 05:47:26 pm »
((In the time its taken for Ennis to pick her up for the date - cassie has been getting ready ............... and drinking... (not good). ))
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4434 on: June 22, 2007, 05:51:47 pm »
(Meanwhile, Alma Jr. is trying to get ready for Daddy to pick her up, but it is so hard to even think in that house because of that crying baby!!!)




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4435 on: June 25, 2007, 06:29:45 pm »
MONROE:


Don't you speak ill of the little guy, Junior, or Alma and I will have to be awful strict with ya.

He's the spittin' image of his dad. Don't you think he's the spittin' image of his dad? I'm burstin' with joy and pride here! All I can say is:



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4436 on: June 25, 2007, 06:44:23 pm »
Guy Raphaelson:

((Frantically answering the telephone))

**Yes, hello? The Brokenarsed Dance Videos will be available next week at the earliest. I'll see if I can get you a shipment ahead of schedule.**

((Guy pauses to listen to the orderer on the other line; he's still worried about Lucise Indapaddock, unconscious on his couch.))

**I'll have to look into that one, Mr. Alexander. I don't know if I can get Ennis and Cassie for an exclusive dance performance.**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4437 on: June 25, 2007, 06:48:47 pm »
MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE:


(( Contemplating MONROE'S loud squeals of joy ))

** Well, it's good to hear that someone is happy.**

(( Sighs ))

** I, on the other hand, have come full circle. Here I am, once more hauling heavy supplies out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by milling sheep. Oh, woe betide! **



** It's all the fault of those stupid silly jukeboxes! I had a very nice job braying  crooning singing at this nice but modest little cafe place in Riverton, favoured by the tattoo crowd especially, - but I got laid off. Jukeboxes were all the rage. What they all craved. Those tunes! Dancing Matilda... Walzing Mellissa.... or some such. Yep. So I got laid off.  :-\ Nothing to do for me but get back in the mountain transport business. **

(( wails ))

And this time, the cowboys aren't even cute!!  :-\

(( Shakes head ))

But do you all know what the worst irony of all is?

(( Pauses for greater impact ))

These here heavy packs I'm hauling uphill are full of nothing but.....




(( Starts braying singing a slow, dirge-like tune ))

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.....

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4438 on: June 25, 2007, 07:06:54 pm »
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks over the recent mountain transportation services and finds Mikaela's name listed among the pack mules. He nearly spits his tea all over himself.))

**What? That girl's supposed to be on Broadway for the second season of "Anywhichway but down".**

((Guy quickly reaches for the phone and dials the transportation director.))
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4439 on: June 25, 2007, 08:03:59 pm »
Alma Jr. 

Thank goodness I am out of that house with that stupid baby, and stupid Monroe.

Sometimes I think that damn baby is even smarter than Monroe.

Now where the hell is Daddy?