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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4590 on: October 15, 2007, 04:23:11 pm »
Cassie:

What the hell is Cher doin' here?



My god - her panty-hos are all ripped - do you think she has had an accident - I'm a good carer!! I wanna be a nurse ya know!



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Cher!! Cher! Can I help you!?!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4591 on: October 15, 2007, 10:26:17 pm »
ME:  (whilst chuckling siilently and not at all begrudgingly about the "panty-hos" comment!!)

I got somethin' that'll fit you to a tee, alright, Honey.  C'mon, Cowboy, who can really take care of you?  I'll nurse your **CENSORED**.



**  At least I have FINALLY had the decency to censor myself!  **
« Last Edit: October 16, 2007, 01:44:58 am by Cher »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4592 on: October 15, 2007, 10:42:00 pm »
ENNIS [once again confused in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way]:

%%  Sheeit, there goes Cassie or whatever her name was. This place got a trapdoor I can fall into or somethin?  %%

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C'mon, Cowboy, who can really take care of you?  I'll nurse your **CENSORED**.

((  Blushes, looks down  ))

Uh, if I can just get some tea with honey or some ice water, that'll do fine, ma'am.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4593 on: October 15, 2007, 10:53:36 pm »
ENNIS [once again confused in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way]:

%%  Sheeit, there goes Cassie or whatever her name was. This place got a trapdoor I can fall into or somethin?  %%

((  Blushes, looks down  ))

Uh, if I can just get some tea with honey or some ice water, that'll do fine, ma'am.


ME:  Sure, Cowboy, just lemme get a little taste a CENSORED this lemon before I put it in your tea ...



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4594 on: October 15, 2007, 11:08:27 pm »

ME:  Sure, Cowboy, just lemme get a little taste a CENSORED this lemon before I put it in your tea ...



ME:  (noticing that hot cowboy I had tragically overlooked before)

Honey, forget her scrawny lemons. how about some melons with your tea? 


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4595 on: October 15, 2007, 11:25:51 pm »
ME:  (unaccustomed to having to vie for a man's attention. to say the least!)

C'mon, Cowboy, you must be hungry for more than tea.  How about some eggs, Sonny side up?

« Last Edit: October 16, 2007, 01:43:52 am by Cher »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4596 on: October 15, 2007, 11:44:16 pm »
Meanwhile, at the Sacred Relics Chamber:

A MYSTERIOUS MAN:

((A mysterious man enters the sacred relics chamber, narrowly avoiding the priestettes sleeping just outside the door. He tiptoes over to a cabinet and slowly opens it in the light of the full moon filtering in through the lone window. He pulls out a large glass container, the color of red wine, and quietly opens it, gathering some of its dark contents in small vials.))

((He passes back through the doorway, trying not to wake the sleeping priestettes.))
« Last Edit: October 16, 2007, 06:18:56 am by Daniel »
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Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4597 on: October 16, 2007, 02:05:31 am »
ENNIS [throat parching]:  %%  Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?



Dang, things was so much simpler up on the mountain . . .   %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4598 on: October 16, 2007, 02:07:20 am »
Meanwhile, at the Sacred Relics Chamber:

A MYSTERIOUS MAN:

((A mysterious man enters the sacred relics chamber, narrowly avoiding the priestettes sleeping just outside the door. He tiptoes over to a cabinet and slowly opens it in the light of the full moon filtering in through the lone window. He pulls out a large glass container, the color of red wine, and quietly opens it, gathering some of its dark contents in small vials.))

((He passes back through the doorway, trying not to wake the sleeping priestettes.))


ME:  **  I do love a mysterious man!  Or even a not-so-mysterious man! **

Hey there, Mysterious Man, I agree, a little red vinyl wine'll do ya good!  You want some?!




**  Oh goodness, I hope I'm not going out of sequins sequence here... **



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4599 on: October 16, 2007, 02:22:20 am »

ENNIS [throat parching]:  %%  Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?



ME:  This doll baby, for starters!