Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1149053 times)

Offline Mikaela

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4620 on: October 23, 2007, 02:31:39 pm »
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:



((Whizzes past on Ms. SPARTA's orders. Plonks a plate - or two, or three - down in front of ENNIS))

You're staying in your seat, cowboy!

((Impressed with herself))

If you're talking checks, do be sure to check this out!

((Beams proudly at ENNIS))

** As long as I had to take this job to make ends meet inbetween my sacred Priestette gigs, let noone say I've not refined waitressing into Modern Art! **


Enjoy!!

« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 06:00:14 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4621 on: October 25, 2007, 05:29:05 pm »
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:


((Plods yawningly onto set))

You about finished with those pies there, Cowboy? Want me to bring you a cup a coffee? Another batch a apple pies?

((Plods tiredly on towards kitchen, turns and stares inquisitively at ENNIS:))

Say, cowboy - are you into whipped cream at all?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4622 on: October 25, 2007, 05:59:41 pm »
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:


((Returns))

Here you go, Cowboy. Apples and cream. Just for you. Be sure to enjoy, now!

((Plonks down plate and scurries off away from the innuendo of it all))

**Now if that don't get him to make *some* kind of move, I don't know what will!**

((Shakes head and starts worrying))

** Danger is he'll just run off, screaming - or mumbling - without even settling that check he never got! Ms. SPARTA would be livid! **





« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:59:30 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4623 on: October 25, 2007, 06:11:21 pm »
ENNIS:  %%  Oh man, between the crazy waitresses, technicolor pies, Cassie's dancin date an all that . . . I'm quittin the funny smokes for good.  %%

Can I just get the check, ma'am? And is there a back exit outta here —

%%  Sheeit, she done run off already.
That does it. I gotta blow this place. Dangit!  Get outta here, I mean.  %%

((  Plunks a few bills on the table. Quietly rises from his seat. Looks around for a back exit . . . 

and sneaks out!!   ))

« Last Edit: November 02, 2007, 08:44:09 pm by LauraGigs »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4624 on: November 02, 2007, 09:30:25 pm »
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 66 – THE POSTCARD
          SCENE # 67 – PHONE CALL TO LUREEN



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Lureen - Lee

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Phantom of the Film (Driverless Truck) - Daniel
Do-Do the Priestette - Mikaela
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
The Sun - Amanda
The Wind - Clarissa
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Terry Cloth – Alec  ==

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4625 on: November 10, 2007, 02:58:03 pm »
ENNIS:  %% Hmm, let's see what came in the mail this week.  %%



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4626 on: November 10, 2007, 08:04:00 pm »
Do-Do:


(( Carefully assumes position in the greek chorus line ))




**Ms. Sparta told me to report to set, dressed fit for a Greek Tragedy. And we've been practicing these dirge-like chorus lines about Fate and Doom and Grief and Destiny for the longest time.... **

(( Uneasy ))

%%I've got a terrible feeling that whatever is about to happen will be too much for me. Perhaps I can sneak off when ms. Sparta isn't looking.... %%

((Arms in air, eyes directed heavenward, starts swaying slowly to slow sombre music))

%%Oh, woe betide....%%
« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:58:13 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4627 on: November 10, 2007, 08:32:06 pm »
Do-Do:

**Ms. Sparta told me to report to set, dressed fit for a Greek Tragedy. And we've been practicing these dirge-like chorus lines about Fate and Doom and Grief and Destiny for the longest time.... **

(( Uneasy ))



DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

who?  whut??  Ms Sparta told you....  what does this mean?

((pokes her head out the door of her new trailer, looks around to find out who's speaking))

DO-DO.  Are you confused DO-DO?

%%Why do I keep hearing "MS SPARTA said...." and "MS SPARTA wants...."  *What*  is going on here??%%

« Last Edit: November 10, 2007, 11:23:15 pm by welliwont »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4628 on: November 10, 2007, 09:18:33 pm »
Laurel Sparta:

((From the balcony of the production tower, Laurel pulls out a megaphone when she spies Ms. Welliwont.))

**Oh dahhling! We have a few things we need to discuss. The Producer wants to put in some lovely little tidbits... and I was sure you wouldn't object, so I gave the cast the go-ahead! It will all turn out beautiful.**

((At Welliwont's stare of injustice, Laurel continues.))

**I would have told you sooner, dahhling, but you were having your spa vacation, and I didn't want to ruin it for you. But now that you're back on set, I'll tell everyone to report to you to implement the splendiferous scenes!! Ta ta!**

((Laurel retreats back into the production tower, leaving the Sound Editor Diablo perched on the roof for his skilled espionage.))
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4629 on: November 10, 2007, 09:28:35 pm »
Do-Do:


((Ducks head and throws arms up in protective gesture))

((Furtively looks around and considers options))

**I guess, with this momentuous clash or the Titanesses going on full-force, noone will notice one humble little priestette sneaking off into the night.....**

((Outwardly motionless as any marble statue, furiously ponders flight routes))