Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1163984 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4650 on: November 21, 2007, 08:02:18 pm »
YET ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

No, no, it was that vixien Lureen!! Jack told her he was goin' to the combine convention in November, when he was slinking away to meet with Ennis instead!! She got mad and wrote "DECEIVED" on the post card. Those Kappa Phi girls could never spell worth a damn!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4651 on: November 21, 2007, 08:12:46 pm »
YET ANOTHER RANDOM INTERPRETATIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:


No, I think it must be about Jack. He's not diseased, exactly, and Lureen's not more deceived than she ever was..... But Jack *is* ill to some extent - as in "DEPRESSED". And who can blame him, really?

((Sighs and worries))

That card is a cry for help and lovin'!!



Who wouldn't be depressed, going without ENNIS for months on end, and with swooning priestettes here and the HP uttering dire prophecies there?

(( Convinced by own words ))

Obviously he's in dire need of Ennis to appear to brighten his days....and nights!

((Nods vigorously))
« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:53:15 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4652 on: November 21, 2007, 10:32:55 pm »




A sudden gust of wind swirls around Ennis, raising up dust, threatening to take his hat off.  The catalogs
he holds in his hands rattle loudly.  He shakes his head, blinks his eyes, looks down again at the postcard....
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4653 on: November 22, 2007, 04:41:37 am »



Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4654 on: November 22, 2007, 03:49:08 pm »
CONFUSED AUDIENCE MEMBER:



Hunh?

Discussed? Discussed whether he'd go to Pine Creek on the 7th? Discussed with whom?


((Scratches head))

And then what?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4655 on: November 22, 2007, 11:08:35 pm »


The wind decides to try again, blows a little harder.  Ennis's eyesight sure ain't what it used to be!   ::)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4656 on: November 23, 2007, 03:26:46 am »
Ennis's eyesight sure ain't what it used to be!  

Random Audience Member:


Especially when completely blurred by....is that.....would that be.....could it be..... tears?  :'(

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Nooooooooooooo!
« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:52:26 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4657 on: November 23, 2007, 04:49:35 pm »
LUREEN:

Well, that's it! Three days and six packs a cigarettes later, my makeup is complete! Now all I gotta do is wait for my polish to dry!!

((waves her red talons in the air, scattering cigarette ash all over))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4658 on: November 23, 2007, 05:15:49 pm »
RANDOM COSTUME ASSISTANT:



Hey Lureen, are you *quite* sure you shouldn't don some more of these? Personally I think they'd complete your unique and classy look!

« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:51:52 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4659 on: November 24, 2007, 12:09:11 pm »
LUREEN:

Why, thank you a bunch, girl!! Don't mind if I do!! Say, what are you doin after we finish this scene? Wanna go to a spa with me?? Powder our noses a bit?? Drink some cheap chardonnay??

((Reaches out for pearls, smearing polish all over her fingers))

Dang it all to tarnation!! Now I need to git the cast to stall some more while I clean up this mess!!