Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1677829 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4660 on: November 25, 2007, 07:56:23 am »
LAUREL SPARTA

((Overhears Lureen and looks out, dismayed. Behind Laurel the WINGED GREASE MONKEYS wait, poised to leap into their assault.))

**You don't need to do anything of the sort. The cast is stalling enough as it is! It's time for some Final Moments!!!**

((Laurel's laughter peals down across the set, as dark thunderous clouds roll in from the north.))
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4661 on: November 25, 2007, 05:59:50 pm »
LUREEN

**Now you just hold yer horses monkeys, Miz Laurel! You have no idea how much time it takes to create ma special look for this, ma most important scene a the whole performance!!

I wuz tryin to go for this look:

**
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4662 on: November 25, 2007, 06:02:41 pm »
LUREEN

**Or mebbe somethun more like this:

**
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4663 on: November 25, 2007, 06:04:12 pm »
LUREEN


**Or, wadaya think about this look? I like this alot!**

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4664 on: November 25, 2007, 06:05:52 pm »
LUREEN


But when I look in the mirror, I just keep seein this!!

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4665 on: November 25, 2007, 10:57:08 pm »
ENNIS [eyes blurring]:

Whut the hell . . .
deceased?
inceased?
december?
dismissed?
diseased?
deceived?
depressed?
discussed?
decided?

Sheeit . . . dang farsightedness. Can barey even read the Handley's Catalog these days.  Better call down to Childress — find out whut in tarnation's goin on.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4666 on: November 25, 2007, 11:10:02 pm »
RIIIIING!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4667 on: November 26, 2007, 02:45:54 pm »
LUREEN

EEUUUEEWWW! That is the tawdriest ringtone I ever did hear!!

**Now how aym I supposed to operate this monster phone, hunh? Where do ya flip it open??**

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4668 on: November 29, 2007, 12:28:02 am »
RIIIIIIIIIIIING!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4669 on: November 30, 2007, 08:56:11 pm »
((Lureen is studying the script-within-the-script that her daddy prepared for her. Her eyes are getting littler and littler and she looks like a rabbit trying to squeeze into a snakehole with a coyote on her tail))


LUREEN


Ahem... memememememememe...
"chewing gum and duct tape"