Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1163961 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4700 on: December 12, 2007, 07:30:12 pm »
LUREEN

Jack...kicked the bucket, Ennis!!





Do you want to know what happened?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4701 on: December 13, 2007, 12:40:37 am »
Jack:

((From somewhere offstage))

**He-eelll no, I didn't kick no bucket, Lureen! Well, I did kick that old bucket a' parts at the beginnin' of the movie... and I stuck my boot in the fire a few times, but not much for kickin' buckets. Will you jest git yer facts straight and lay em out for him. I'd hate to do it my way. I've got a skewed way a lookin' at things right now.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4702 on: December 13, 2007, 12:28:46 pm »
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

CUT!

SCRIPT GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU?


ACTOR-PLAYING-JACK, are you working off the wrong script?  Those are lines from the alternate-ending script, which we are not going to do until we finish performing the real ending.

%%If we still have the strength to do so.%%


Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4703 on: December 13, 2007, 12:57:04 pm »
JACK

((from somewhere offstage))

**All I'm sayin' is these metaphors ain't doin' too well. Ennis's cute and all, but he's got a hard time with figgerin' stuff out. So let's just get a move on! **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4704 on: December 13, 2007, 03:25:41 pm »
LUREEN

 
**okay, okay, hay I'm actin' here!!**

Well...see... ((goes into trancelike state))

Jack was being a rodeo f**k-up, and he accidently kicked the bucket into the fire, and...


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4705 on: December 13, 2007, 04:34:46 pm »
LUREEN ((continues in a trancelike state))


...only...there was WHISKEY in the bucket, see, cause they were gonna have hot toddies after fishin'...and it caught on fire and...and...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4706 on: December 13, 2007, 05:54:35 pm »
RANDOM (CLUELESS) KICKED BUCKET:


Whiskey? On fire? Oh, envy! Sounds exciting! Myself, I'm just cold and kicked into this here dust, where I'm spilling my last lonely lilac drops all alone.....

*sigh*

« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:50:09 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4707 on: December 14, 2007, 05:03:47 pm »
LUREEN


((Quickly scoops down and rights bucket))

**What a bee-oo-tiful shade of mauve!! I must save this lovely bucket 'cause I have a dear friend who just looooves mauve!! In fact, she's right close by!! I must give this to her!!**

Yel-low, Ennis. Can I call you right back? I gotta do sumpthun right now. What's yer cell phone number??

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4708 on: December 15, 2007, 04:48:08 am »
ANOTHER RANDOM KICKED BUCKET:


((Sighs longingly))

Yel-low? Did I hear YELLOW!? Yel-low, Lady, am I yellow enough for ya? I need rescue and tender care too!

[
((enticingly))

And I'm worth it - I've still got some precious drops of liquefied sunshine left!!
« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 05:49:10 pm by Mikaela »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4709 on: December 15, 2007, 01:44:08 pm »
ENNIS [still shiverin from the icy voice —
           scrotal sac tightening, for all the wrong reasons]:



Please maam, I'm beggin you.  Don't just cut me off like yer castratin calves or somethin! 

And whut's a sell phone, anyways?  I know Jack was a salesman and all, but I ain't heard a one of them things. 


Anyways, so Jack was bein a rodeo fuck-up?  Yeah, sounds like Jack all right.  So then whut happened?