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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4710 on: December 15, 2007, 05:40:56 pm »
LUREEN:

((Tears her attention reluctantly away from the colourful buckets))

Ah...where was I? Oh, yes, Jack kicked over the bucket, an it fell into the fire, and the whiskey went up in flames, an there was also a pot of body butter that he was warming up, and it caught on fire too, so he grabbed a warshrag to put it out, but a big wind came up, and blew the fire over onto the shotgun shells, which exploded and knocked him over...

No, wait, I got it all wrong! That isn't how it happened at all!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4711 on: December 16, 2007, 12:05:04 am »


Hunh?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4712 on: December 16, 2007, 12:13:44 am »
LUREEN

~~Switching gears~~

Whut really happened is, Jack was opening a can of beans and they musta been bad beans, cause the can exploded, broke his nose and jaw, and knocked him on his back...

No, wait, ... that's not the way it happened...



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4713 on: December 16, 2007, 03:13:13 am »


Hunh?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4714 on: December 17, 2007, 08:32:47 pm »
LUREEN

Oh dang it all, I swear, I believe you need a tutor, honey. How can ah get it across to you that Jack is . . .

TOAST!!



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4715 on: December 18, 2007, 09:47:44 am »
JACK

((from somewhere offstage))

**Lureen, fer cryin' out loud! Just take his number. I'll call 'em back when I git where I'm goin'.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4716 on: December 18, 2007, 05:16:09 pm »
RANDOM INQUISITIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((On pins and needles))

** Will Ennis just think she's saying Jack is the Toast of the Town, or sumphin'? The Toast of Mexico, perhaps? That might explain her tone, after all - if he'd left her at home to mind the phone, while he was off doing.... stuff.... an' she suspected it! **

(( Holds breath in wide-eyed, anxious anticipation ))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4717 on: December 19, 2007, 11:55:33 am »
LUREEN

Mercy!!

**I give up!! Angels, come to my rescue and make Ennis understand that Jack is ... is ...


~~A blinding white light and a flurry of feathers appear~~


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4718 on: December 19, 2007, 01:11:00 pm »
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER

((blinded by the brilliant light))

**Oh... my god... It's Emma!**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4719 on: December 19, 2007, 05:39:08 pm »
EMMA NANGEL

Yes, I can confirm that the heavenly host has received Jack F. Twist into our bosom with much celebration!! And of course you knew that the "F" stands for . . . Fornication!! You know how much we love that!!


And in his spare time, Jack is tending to our flock...