JACK:
((From the back of a Versatile Combine))
**Hold them.... cattle?....., fer cryin' out loud. Don't wanna run over any of 'em. These tractors are hard enough to manage as it is without the guinea pigs.... um, cattle.... gettin' in the way.**
Daniel: Well I helped a customer at work today who was very rurified. He even said "dang-nab" a few times, and "I'm a local boy." Considering he was several years older than me, I could tell this was pure rural slang. Reminded me a Jack.