Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1694498 times)

Meryl · « **Reply #3770 on:** January 06, 2007, 01:19:02 am »

Quote from: coffeecat33 on January 05, 2007, 11:49:22 pm

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..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend ..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend

** Oh, Gawd, don't remind me!! **

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3771 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:33:15 pm »

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Daniel · « **Reply #3772 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:12:08 pm »

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Nearly sputters and chokes on her Cappuccino as the advertisements for other films start flying across the.... stage? screen? someplace in between? She shakes her head and pinches the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes in the pain of a momentary stress headache.))

**Where are those psychologists when you need them?**

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3773 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:26:29 pm »

Ennis: You mean BOTH girls got the flu!?

Alma:
**In the girls' bedroom**
It's like the EXORCIST in here!!

Ennis:
((Ennis turns a delicate shade of chartreuse))
%% EEuuuwww... makes me wanna toss mah cookies jes thinkin on it! %%

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3774 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:28:26 pm »

The Del Mar Household is temporarily quarantined. We'll return when we're healthy.
-Ennis, Alma, Junior, and Jenny

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3775 on:** January 07, 2007, 11:50:08 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on January 07, 2007, 07:12:08 pm

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Nearly sputters and chokes on her Cappuccino as the advertisements for other films start flying across the.... stage? screen? someplace in between? She shakes her head and pinches the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes in the pain of a momentary stress headache.))

**Where are those psychologists when you need them?**

Cissy Fuss

You know Ms. Sparta, I don't mean to say I told you so but if you had signed some of these papers like I ~~told you to~~ asked, you'd know about the cash flow problem. This guy stopped by and said he'd give us $50.00 if we'd show some of his movie ads between acts, so I said yes. You got a problem with that?

Meryl · « **Reply #3776 on:** January 08, 2007, 12:35:06 am »

((Emerging slowly from the sacred stupor induced by her execution of a particularly exhaustive series of holy New Year's rituals, the HIGH PRIESTESS watches as Alessandro sorts desultorily through the last zillion or so posts for an idea of where the production is at the moment.))

** Any luck? **

Meryl · « **Reply #3777 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:27:34 am »

ALESSANDRO:

** Your Sageness, as far as I can discern, "Saturday Night at the Del Mar's" is more or less finito. It would seem that "Divorce Court" is imminent. **

Meryl · « **Reply #3778 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:53:13 am »

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Okay, lemme get this straight. That means "King of the Road" happens after that and then "Jack Goes to Mexico." Right? **

ALESSANDRO:

** Appunto, bella. Shall I make flight reservations for us? You will be needing to research your upcoming role. I will see that tutto e pronto. **

Meryl · « **Reply #3779 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:53:47 am »

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Si, si! Señor....**

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