Memo To: HIGH PRIESTESS MERYL
From: DIRECTOR JAKETWIST
Subject: Abject Apology
Dear HP,
I tried to get our lawyers to issue a formal apology to you on behalf of B.A.M. Productions, but they would not. They refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole. And by "it" I am referring to this GDBOA freakin' situation. They are afraid of you HP, afraid that you will bring the wrath of BBM Fandom down on our humble production if we admit we erred in the posting of one teeny tiny picture.
So I will take it on the chin, and humbly and sincerely beg for your forgiveness, your Wanted Picture should never have been released in that insulting fashion.
Will you please please come back to The Performance, and stop all this hallucinatory acting that is emanating from our Lead Performers?? Pretty Please??
DJT
(PS: I know this does not make much sense, but this is being composed in extreme haste before God-only-knows what else comes spouting forth)