RANDALL~
((leaning in towards JACK, feeling and rubbing his own ass trying to locate the source of his pain))
%%Owww!! G_ _ D_ _ _ it!!! It felt like a splinter a wood, where is it? I swear, I felt a great big splinter slicing into my bum, where the hell is it? It's not like I can ask Jack to look for it, I don't want to scare him off now do I? I cain't just ask him to examine my bum right outa nowhere!%%
I dunno JACK, I ain't never thought a that. But I can tell ya, I'm used to this. If there's one thing LASHAWN likes, it's a girlfriend to prattle on to. I knew when they both went to the powder room, that we'd be waitin' a looooong time.
((squirming and wiggling on one bum cheek, bumping into JACK while feeling for the imaginary splinter))
You want me ta go in there and track 'em down JACK? Or would you rather do it? They're probably still in the powder room.