**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **
**Statler: That's not right! **
**Waldorf: Boo! We don't like these newfangled performances! **
**Statler: Two roles in one play? **
**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**
**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**