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vkm91941

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BBM Outtakes
« on: June 22, 2006, 04:09:26 am »
I got this idea from TOB..where the poster got it from the Phantom of the Opera boards and they had a lot of fun with it.  So here goes

Ang Lee: Okay, let's try this scene again. Action!
Jake: Jack Twist.
Heath: Ennis.
Jake: Your parents just stop at Ennis?
Heath: Del Mar.    G'day, mate.

Ang Lee: Okay, let's try this one again...


Sucks, I know...  ::) ...can anyone do any better....
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 07:51:26 am »
Sounds like Fun Vic!


Ang Lee:  Action!

(Jake picks up a Sheep and carries it across his shoulders as he makes his way across the stream)

Jake:  Son of a bitch!   The God-damned Sheep just pee'd on me!

Ang Lee :  CUT!    Wardrobe!!!

Heath:    I'll be in mah trailer with Michelle.  Call me when Jakes done foolin with tha sheep.

(is that a good enough Aussie Accent?)
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 11:41:04 am »
lol. this is funny.
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 11:47:44 am »
[After filming the argument with Alma as she hurries off to work.]

Ang Lee: Action!

[Heath kicks ash can. Ash can doesn't move.]

Heath [Hopping on one foot, clutching other foot]: Owww! Somebody put rocks in that can!

Ang Lee: Cut!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2006, 12:13:02 pm »
Ang Lee:  Action!

Jake:  Jack Twist.  [reaches out his hand to shake Heath's, but at the last second, grabs Heath's ass with the other hand, laughs hysterically]

Ang Lee:  Cut!

Heath:  Again?!  Goddammit.  He's always f ucking like this!  I can't wouk (misspelling intentional) this way, Ang...
« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 01:26:59 pm by ednbarby »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2006, 01:11:31 pm »
(Ennis shoots elk)
Jack: Whoohoy!(shoves Ennis, who falls over)Whoa, sorry Heath! hahahahaha, Aw here let me help you up.

Ang: Cut!. Jake will you quit clowing around!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2006, 01:49:55 pm »
Ang :   Action!

(Ennis begins washing himself)

Heath:  I shot a coyote today.  Had balls on him the size of apples.

Jake: You mean like these?   (Jake stands and drops his pants)

Ang :    CUT!     JAKE Stop that!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2006, 02:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on June 22, 2006, 11:47:44 am
[After filming the argument with Alma as she hurries off to work.]

Ang Lee: Action!

[Heath kicks ash can. Ash can doesn't move.]

Heath [Hopping on one foot, clutching other foot]: Owww! Somebody put rocks in that can!

Ang Lee: Cut!

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2006, 03:58:47 pm »
I love how Jake is always the one f*ucking around in these outtakes  :laugh:
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 04:14:56 pm »
Should David be allowed to roam the halls of BetterMost - he's on some raunchy kick today!  :laugh:
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2006, 04:49:20 pm »
Quote from: Roland on June 22, 2006, 04:14:56 pm
Should David be allowed to roam the halls of BetterMost - he's on some raunchy kick today!  :laugh:

Shoot, y'all are lucky you can't see me.  Then you'd make wearing pants mandatory when posting too!   


 :laugh:   he he he!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2006, 05:27:33 pm »
Quote from: DavidinHartford on June 22, 2006, 04:49:20 pm

Shoot, y'all are lucky you can't see me.  Then you'd make wearing pants mandatory when posting too!   


 :laugh:   he he he!


 :laugh: :laugh: when they're the size of apples, I'd imagine pants being completely uncomfortable. just make sure there's no one with a shot gun near you, you randy cayote.  ;)
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2006, 07:45:18 pm »
Ok back on topic..... :laugh:

Alma jr: Mom, I need crayons.
Alma: Not now............(long pause)............honey, you're supposed to knock the coffee jars over!
Alma jr: Sh*t, uh I mean shoot, Ooops I think I'm in trouble....
« Last Edit: June 22, 2006, 07:47:39 pm by vkm91941 »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2006, 10:09:13 pm »
Ang :   ACTION!

(Aguirre drives up in his old Rambler sedan.   Door opens and he steps out.   As he walks around front of the car and up the first step of the trailer, the car starts to roll backwards as he forgot to put it in "park")

Randy:   Son of a bitch!

(Aguirre runs chasing the car across the parking lot)

Jake:   (Laughing out loud)

Heath:   That's some high class entertainment ya got there (chuckle)

Ang :  CUT!   someone help him stop that car!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2006, 02:22:19 am »
ANG: Cut! ... I said CUT! ... That's just great, guys, CUT! ... Hey, that's a wrap! You both did a beautiful job! Thanks! ... Cut, I said ... Um ... Hey, I'm glad you two are getting so deep into your roles, but really, I'm only going to use about a minute and a half of this .... Um, guys?... OK, OK, you're convincing; is that what you're waiting to hear? Yes, yes, very believable. Exactly what I was looking for! Really! Amazing acting ... I've probably got all I need, though ... Guys? ... Remember all that stuff we discussed, about restraint and subtlety? ... Um, listen, we're aiming for an R-rating here, but if the board saw this they'd slap us with an NC-17 so fast it would make your ... Whoa! Oh my -- hey, no way that's going to make it into the ... Guys? Guys?

CAMERA MAN #1: Oh, for Christ's sake. Get a fucking room!

CATERER (poking head in): Excuse me, just thought I'd let you know everything has been sitting out here waiting and the seared ahi is starting to shrivel up in this wind ...

CAMERA MAN #2: Ahi? I love ahi!

ANG: Hear that, you two? Dinnertime! ... Hey, you guys hungry?

CAMERA MAN #2, (under breath): Oh yeah, looks like they're hungry, all right.

CAMERA MAN #2: Screw this, I'm outta here.

ANG: OK. Right. Sorry, everybody. Uh, guys, tell you what, the rest of us are going to head out and get a bite, but s'alright, you two take your time. Just be sure to lock up the tent when you leave ...
« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 11:31:41 am by latjoreme »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2006, 08:59:11 am »
Ang Lee: Action!

Heath: Tent don't look right.

Jake: Let it be! It ain't goin' nowhere.

[The tent s-l-o-w-l-y collapses. Heath starts to laugh.]

Ang Lee: Cut! Props!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2006, 11:42:08 am »
Ten minutes later ...

Ang Lee: Thanks, Props Guy. OK, looks like it's going to stay up now, let's try that again. Tent-don't-look-right scene, Take 2. And ... action!

Heath: Tent don't look right.

Jake: Let it be! It ain't goin' nowhere.

[One by one, the tent pulls its stakes out of the ground and begins to s-l-o-w-l-y rise into the air. Heath and Jake watch in astonishment as it floats up above their heads and disappears over the trees.]

Ang Lee: Cut! Props!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2006, 12:33:05 pm »
Quote from: latjoreme on June 23, 2006, 11:42:08 am
Ten minutes later ...

Ang Lee: Thanks, Props Guy. OK, looks like it's going to stay up now, let's try that again. Tent-don't-look-right scene, Take 2. And ... action!

Heath: Tent don't look right.

Jake: Let it be! It ain't goin' nowhere.

[One by one, the tent pulls its stakes out of the ground and begins to s-l-o-w-l-y rise into the air. Heath and Jake watch in astonishment as it floats up above their heads and disappears over the trees.]

Ang Lee: Cut! Props!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Believe it or not, something quite similar to that once actually did happen to me.

I was on a camping trip a few years ago. In our encampment, we had set up two of those portable shade pavilions. A couple of us were sitting at a table under one of the pavilions eating lunch, when a gust of wind came up and caught the other pavilion, which proceeded to levitate straight up into the air, leaving behind its footings, which were staked into the ground. As we went running after it, the pavilion came crashing down in the midst of the camp next to ours, fortunately not hitting anyone.

Tell you what, it was real high-class entertainment!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2006, 08:26:45 pm »
SCENE 1*7: Up on Brokeback Mountain - fire & tent scene

[Heath by the fire, getting all squirmy. Heath walking towards the tent, ducking and entering the tent where Jake is lying.. He's about to kneel, when four sheep knock him over fleeing from the tent, running around hysterically..]

Ang Lee: JAKE!!!?*ù&!* I swear.......!

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2006, 05:21:13 am »
Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the f-ing mountain every couple months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go f-ing up on the mountain every couple of months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain to f- every couple of months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain every f-ing couple of months...
Ang - Cut! Heath! There's no "f-ing" in this scene.
Heath - Huh? Then what the hell is my motivation?
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2006, 09:38:36 am »
Quote from: Roland on June 24, 2006, 05:21:13 am
Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain every f-ing couple of months...
Ang - Cut! Heath! There's no "f-ing" in this scene.
Heath - Huh? Then what the hell is my motivation?

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2006, 03:06:10 pm »
  Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."

  Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1.000 of 'm aint much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin'.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 12:56:47 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2006, 10:12:53 pm »
Heath: Let me tell you this one time, Jack f'in Twist, and I ain't foolin'. What I don't know...all them THINGS [shoves Jack.].
Jake: [splash]
Heath: Oh...bollocks.

Jake: WOO-EEE! [shove]
[explosion from the gun]
Jake: ...whoops.

Ang: Actors give me gas
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2006, 10:33:39 pm »
Jake- Hell yes I been to Mexico.  Is that fuckin' problem?

Heath - I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

Jake - What the fuck are you talking about?
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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2006, 12:02:34 am »
Sorry to be a pain, but last night i was browsing thru the threads here, and found one with verbal out takes of the movie....i thought they were fantastic, and was really having a good laugh....some were very clever...

Anyway, i cant find the thread now, i have looked thru most of the pages, i've obviously missed it.

If anyone knows where it is, could you please bump it for me, so i can see it again.
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2006, 12:05:12 am »
****bump****

I found it....
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2006, 11:55:30 am »
Oooops... what a pillock... I didn't realise there was already a BBM outtakes thread and started another one over on the 'Lighter Side' board. *blushes*

Anyhoo, here's my small contribution...

Ma Twist: "You'd like some cherry cake?"
Ennis: "Yes please, it's my favourite."

Ennis swallows a mouthful and begins to choke on a cherry

Ennis: "Humnnnrph! Hck! Hck! Kwahhhh! Kwahhh!" Makes gasping noise
Ma Twist: "Pa! Pa! Do something!"

Pa Twist administers Heimlich manoevre. Cherry shoots across room. Ennis gasps.

Pa Twist still doesn't let go...

Pa Twist: "Ya know, I always had a thing for cowboys..."

Ang Lee: CUT!!!!!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2006, 01:37:15 pm »

JAKE: "oooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


ANG: "Damnit Jake! now cut that out!"
« Last Edit: June 28, 2006, 10:52:22 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2006, 10:28:36 pm »

A BUMP of love.....

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2006, 03:20:29 pm »
Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.

Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it.  Heath just gets to me.

Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......
« Last Edit: August 01, 2006, 03:36:32 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2006, 04:40:00 pm »
Quote from: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 10:33:39 pm
Jake- Hell yes I been to Mexico.  Is that fuckin' problem?

Heath - I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

Jake - What the fuck are you talking about?

Now that is just plain CLEVER!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2006, 02:53:14 pm »
Jack: "So what do you want to do before heading back up to the Sheep?"



Ennis: "I was thinking we could jump in that stream over there bare ass naked and make some waves"

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2006, 12:31:16 am »
I swiped this one from my son, who posted it in Will's "Linez U won't hear in BBM" over of the TOB at IMDb..so with apologies to Dave  :-*

First Tent Scene

Ennis: What're you doin'?

Jack: Trying to get in your friggin pants what do you think I'm doing!

Ennis: bout damn time, I been sending signals ever since you pulled up in that rattle trap old pick-up a yours. BUT I'm gettin' in your's first cowboy I been dreaming bout this for weeks!

Jack : grunting as Ennis shoves him over You have!?!

Ennis: Hell yes, getting drunk tonight was my last hope you'd make your move man!

ANG: CUT, sounds good guys but THAT is not the MOVIE we're making here.
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2007, 10:30:48 pm »
Bumping this in hopes that funnier folks than me will post some new posts in this entertaining thread...
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2007, 10:47:02 pm »
Quote from: goadra on February 24, 2007, 10:34:58 pm
After the handshake:

“Your folks just stop at Ennis?”

“Yep.”
:laugh:

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