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Offline serious crayons

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2006, 09:38:36 am »
Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain every f-ing couple of months...
Ang - Cut! Heath! There's no "f-ing" in this scene.
Heath - Huh? Then what the hell is my motivation?

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2006, 03:06:10 pm »
  Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."

  Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1.000 of 'm aint much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin'.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 12:56:47 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2006, 10:12:53 pm »
Heath: Let me tell you this one time, Jack f'in Twist, and I ain't foolin'. What I don't know...all them THINGS [shoves Jack.].
Jake: [splash]
Heath: Oh...bollocks.

Jake: WOO-EEE! [shove]
[explosion from the gun]
Jake: ...whoops.

Ang: Actors give me gas

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2006, 10:33:39 pm »
Jake- Hell yes I been to Mexico.  Is that fuckin' problem?

Heath - I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

Jake
- What the fuck are you talking about?

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Brokeback Out Takes
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2006, 12:02:34 am »
Sorry to be a pain, but last night i was browsing thru the threads here, and found one with verbal out takes of the movie....i thought they were fantastic, and was really having a good laugh....some were very clever...

Anyway, i cant find the thread now, i have looked thru most of the pages, i've obviously missed it.

If anyone knows where it is, could you please bump it for me, so i can see it again.
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2006, 12:05:12 am »
****bump****

I found it....
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2006, 11:55:30 am »
Oooops... what a pillock... I didn't realise there was already a BBM outtakes thread and started another one over on the 'Lighter Side' board. *blushes*

Anyhoo, here's my small contribution...

Ma Twist: "You'd like some cherry cake?"
Ennis: "Yes please, it's my favourite."

Ennis swallows a mouthful and begins to choke on a cherry

Ennis: "Humnnnrph! Hck! Hck! Kwahhhh! Kwahhh!" Makes gasping noise
Ma Twist: "Pa! Pa! Do something!"

Pa Twist administers Heimlich manoevre. Cherry shoots across room. Ennis gasps.

Pa Twist still doesn't let go...

Pa Twist: "Ya know, I always had a thing for cowboys..."

Ang Lee: CUT!!!!!
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2006, 01:37:15 pm »

JAKE: "oooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


ANG: "Damnit Jake! now cut that out!"
« Last Edit: June 28, 2006, 10:52:22 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2006, 10:28:36 pm »

A BUMP of love.....

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Chut up!

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2006, 03:20:29 pm »
Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.

Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it.  Heath just gets to me.

Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......
« Last Edit: August 01, 2006, 03:36:32 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.