Award ideas for next Brokie gathering

[chefjudy]

  How about:

The One-Hand Watch Catch bonus points for fidgeting with later

Falling into your equipment - Bonus points if done while singing

The One-Hand Keys Catch (must be smiling when attempting)


 

[ednbarby]

I disagree. From what I saw in San Francisco, you wouldn’t make it past the prelims.

One more bump for new ideas...

You musta missed it when that Nervous Talking Thing of mine kicked in.  Be glad.  Be very, very glad.

Now, lemme see, here...

• (Nearly) Naked Shirt Beating
• Newspaper Folding While Under Duress
• Precision Spitting

(OK, I'm really reaching, I know.)

[Midnight24]

Hmm, nice idea guys. Another bump. 

[Sheyne]

And our esteemed Tremblay Honours Roll:

1. The "Jack Twist" Special-Achievment-In-Wresting-Personal-Information-From-Reticent-Companion Award.
2. The Ennis Del Mar Challenge: "Just how long can you keep your spouse hanging around whilst subjecting them to indifference, apathy and outright neglect? Suitable candidates must provide proof of union. Children are sufficient."
3. The Lureen Newsome Twist Award for Superior Use of the Powers of Denial
4. The Bobby Twist Geography and Culture Clash Achievement: "can you pull off an accent that suggests you belong in a different time and place to your clothing and parents?"

[saucycobblers]

Cliff-dive flailing - points given for height of splash and volume of scream upon entry.

The Lureen Newsome award for fastest bra removal.

The Pa Newsome TV ball game relay: in teams contestants must run to the TV to switch it on / off (as appropriate) as many times as possible in the time it takes the ball game players to make 3 pitches. Before the next team player can make their run the passing player must yell "Sit down you old sonofabitch!".

 

[Front-Ranger]

Hey, we need to look at these ideas again in light of our upcoming get-together at Estes Park, Colorado! Another idea that I didn't have so can't take credit is a dialogue recitation. Let's see how far we can get through the movie just saying the lines from memory! We could do this while hiking!!

[Brown Eyes]

Geez!  Great old thread.

I have an idea for a cooking competition (besides perhaps a cherry cake bake-off).  How about a soup and/ or cereal-porridge making competition?  The award would go to whomever created a concoction that most closely visually approximates *whatever* is in Bobby Twist's bowl at Thanksgiving.

[SFEnnisSF]

I love the way the Marlboro ads behind home plate have been replaced with ads for Viagra.   

[serious crayons]

How about a soup and/ or cereal-porridge making competition?  The award would go to whomever created a concoction that most closely visually approximates *whatever* is in Bobby Twist's bowl at Thanksgiving.

Mmm-mmm!! First prize: a bowl of the substance. Second prize: two bowls of it.

 

[MaineWriter]

Geez!  Great old thread.

I have an idea for a cooking competition (besides perhaps a cherry cake bake-off).  How about a soup and/ or cereal-porridge making competition?  The award would go to whomever created a concoction that most closely visually approximates *whatever* is in Bobby Twist's bowl at Thanksgiving.

cheesy potato soup

that's what i think it is. I even posted a recipe. Pierre Tremblay says it is some sort of fruit salad.

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