Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
'Specially when Jack tried to gel Ennis' hair!
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There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
'Cause naked men made him merry!
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"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
"I'm surely in heaven when he's on my back!"
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Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow,
And contained a huge set of goolies!
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!