The Polling Place Haunted House

[Luvlylittlewing]

Awesome haunted house, David!  Thanks so much for hosting it for us!  This is better than many of the real haunted houses I've attended over the years!

[David In Indy]

Awesome haunted house, David!  Thanks so much for hosting it for us!  This is better than many of the real haunted houses I've attended over the years!

It's better than even the real haunted houses? Even the ones out there in California?

Wow!! I think that is the ULTIMATE compliment! Thanks Marie!!

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[Kerry]

That was hilarious really scary, David! 

I loved it!  It terrified me! 

I'm sure that if I lived in America, I'd really get into Halloween in a big way. I can see that it can really be a lot of fun. 

I need to go have a nap now. I'm exhausted after all that running haha! 

    {{{ DAVID }}}   

[David In Indy]

That was hilarious really scary, David! 

I loved it!  It terrified me! 

I'm sure that if I lived in America, I'd really get into Halloween in a big way. I can see that it can really be a lot of fun. 

I need to go have a nap now. I'm exhausted after all that running haha! 

    {{{ DAVID }}}  

I'm really glad you enjoyed the haunted house Kerry! Thanks for taking the time to go through it!

{{{KERRY}}}

[David In Indy]

What a masterpiece, David! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for working so hard to entertain us BetterMostians on Halloween. You rock!

 

You're welcome Katherine! You ARE Katherine, aren't you? I can't tell with your costume on!

[injest]

As you can see, the house is very big.... and it sits way up on a hill. So, we'll have to walk up there.

Take my hand, hold on tight and don't let go. Rumor has it some people have entered the house and never came back out.

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!

Okay. Here we go....

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD....

hold TIGHT, DAVID!!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD....



OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD....

[injest]

Welcome To The Polling Place Haunted House

Soon you will be walking through a very scary and very HAUNTED house. There will be plenty of ghosts, vampires, zombies and witches to satisfy everyone's Halloween palate!

Before we go in, I should point out a few minor details:

* Although none of the images are real - they are pictures from actual Halloween haunted houses taken throughout the country, Halloween parties, and occassionally a picture from a movie set - you will be seeing some very scary images, such as open graves, coffins, corpses, and other bloody and gory things. So I should warn you NOW... if you don't like seeing such images, PLEASE BACK AWAY NOW and GO NO FURTHER!!!
* To help break up the horror of the house, and to give your quickly beating heart a rest, we will have several "cuteness breaks" throughout the tour. In reality, I found some very cute Halloween pictures while searching for pics to use in the haunted house, and this was the only way I could think of to incorporate them into this thread! 

* In case you are wondering, if this haunted house were a movie, I'd rate it a PG-13. But once again, if things like coffins and simulated corpses bother you, you probably shouldn't go in!

And now, let's begin the tour!

it looks SCARY, David!! I dont' WANT to see scary stuff!!

do things jump out at you!!??

[injest]

Eww. Gross. Look what I just found floating in the water!

AAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[injest]

WAIT!! what IS that!!? right there...on the left!

RUN DAVID!!! RUN!!

[injest]

WATCH OUT!!!!

He bites.

NOT looking at this...nope....scrolling by REALLY fast...