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Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« on: December 22, 2008, 04:23:00 pm »
Add another line!!   8)

On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
« Last Edit: December 23, 2008, 08:30:42 pm by Meryl »
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 04:27:32 pm »
(Great idea, Lee!)

On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
An eagle in a lodgepole tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 04:43:55 pm »
On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
An eagle in a lodgepole tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...

Two cans of beans and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 04:57:45 pm »

On the third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 05:09:49 pm »

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 06:04:32 pm »
Anybody mind that I removed the moving?  I couldn't read the thing!
All right, it was four golden globes, but it fits so nice.  I'll try to think of something else.  Feel free to delete it, if anyone has a better idea.  I think it would be hard to stick to the numbers somehow being accurate.
I like the rhythm of the thing


On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 06:05:49 pm »
It deserved at least five Golden Globes.  :)



On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 06:10:50 pm »
It deserved at least five Golden Globes.  :)

Right, one for Heath. :-*



On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 06:30:13 pm »

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 06:32:21 pm »


On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine coyotes yippin'
Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...