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Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« on: December 22, 2008, 04:23:00 pm »
Add another line!!   8)

On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 04:27:32 pm »
(Great idea, Lee!)

On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
An eagle in a lodgepole tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 04:43:55 pm »
On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...
An eagle in a lodgepole tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie friend gave to me...

Two cans of beans and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 04:57:45 pm »

On the third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 05:09:49 pm »

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 06:04:32 pm »
Anybody mind that I removed the moving?  I couldn't read the thing!
All right, it was four golden globes, but it fits so nice.  I'll try to think of something else.  Feel free to delete it, if anyone has a better idea.  I think it would be hard to stick to the numbers somehow being accurate.
I like the rhythm of the thing


On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 06:05:49 pm »
It deserved at least five Golden Globes.  :)



On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 06:10:50 pm »
Quote from: Ellemeno on December 22, 2008, 06:05:49 pm
It deserved at least five Golden Globes.  :)

Right, one for Heath. :-*



On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 06:30:13 pm »

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 06:32:21 pm »


On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine coyotes yippin'
Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 06:37:08 pm »


On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten makers makin'
Nine coyotes yippin'
Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...




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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 06:42:16 pm »

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Eleven broncos buckin'
Ten makers makin'
Nine coyotes yippin'
Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...





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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 08:01:13 pm »

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve bullriders ridin'
Eleven broncos buckin'
Ten makers makin'
Nine coyotes yippin'
Eight pissants pissin'
Seven ropers ropin'
Six heifers calvin'
Five Golden Globes!
Four fuckin' years
Three hours of cooking
Two cans of beans
and an eagle in a lodgepole pine tree. ...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 09:25:20 pm »

Yee-haw!!
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2008, 11:15:23 pm »
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2008, 11:34:18 pm »
Woowee! That were fun!
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 12:20:37 am »
YEEHAW is right!  Another round?  I missed the first one.  ;D


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
A cheap place above the laun-dree....

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 09:17:47 am »


On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Two balls, size o' apples
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 09:49:17 am »

On the third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 10:09:50 am »


On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 11:21:58 am »

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....




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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 12:28:52 pm »

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six roses stemmin'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....





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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 01:00:38 pm »

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....






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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008, 02:48:39 pm »

On the eigth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2008, 02:53:36 pm »

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2008, 02:55:34 pm »


On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten embraces dozin',
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2008, 02:56:51 pm »

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven coffeepots perkin'
Ten embraces dozin'
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2008, 03:04:49 pm »


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve campires burnin',
Eleven coffeepots perkin',
Ten embraces dozin',
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....

Yee-haw!


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2008, 03:18:40 pm »
One more time!


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2008, 03:24:17 pm »
Goody!


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2008, 03:32:18 pm »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2008, 03:35:15 pm »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2008, 03:36:26 pm »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2008, 03:41:46 pm »


On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2008, 03:53:26 pm »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2008, 03:53:51 pm »

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight combine salesmen,
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2008, 03:59:55 pm »
(Three Brokies hardly countin'... I think I fixed it.)


On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine binoculars spyin',
Eight combine salesmen,
Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2008, 04:10:50 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on December 23, 2008, 03:59:55 pm
(Three Brokies hardly countin'... I think I fixed it.)

(Works for me.  :) )
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2008, 04:14:56 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Ten carvin' knives, electric,
Nine binoculars spyin',
Eight combine salesmen,
Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2008, 04:17:58 pm »

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven pickups sputterin',
Ten carvin' knives, electric,
Nine binoculars spyin',
Eight combine salesmen,
Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

(Jeff, I fixed your original post; got tired of yer dumbass waitin'.)  ;) ;D
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2008, 04:40:54 pm »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve Elks marinating,
Eleven pickups sputterin',
Ten carvin' knives, electric,
Nine binoculars spyin',
Eight combine salesmen,
Seven bikers boozin',
Six newlyweds sleddin',
Five cherry cakes,
Four lonely ranches,
Three Chilean herders,
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2008, 05:01:20 pm »
YEEHAW!


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A pup tent that smells like cat pee...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2008, 05:07:18 pm »
Quote from: Meryl on December 23, 2008, 04:17:58 pm
(Jeff, I fixed your original post; got tired of yer dumbass waitin'.)  ;) ;D

Heh. When I posted yours didn't have nothin' in it 'cept the word "Seven."  ;D
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2008, 05:10:27 pm »


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2008, 06:34:16 pm »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2008, 08:04:23 pm »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2008, 08:06:17 pm »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2008, 08:28:42 pm »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2008, 10:27:29 pm »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #49 on: December 24, 2008, 09:07:46 am »


On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2008, 10:53:53 am »


On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 01:40:21 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten stud ducks carvin'
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 01:45:10 pm »


On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven storms a-hailin',
Ten stud ducks carvin',
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a-chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2008, 02:04:15 pm »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve Fires a-dyin'
Eleven storms a-hailin',
Ten stud ducks carvin',
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a-chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2008, 02:06:53 pm »

Great fun!  How 'bout another?



On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A love that will never grow old...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 02:09:35 pm »




On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two lifelong friends
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 07:46:37 pm »




On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 09:50:44 pm »

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 11:13:05 pm »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #59 on: December 25, 2008, 12:40:05 am »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #60 on: December 25, 2008, 10:19:33 am »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2008, 01:52:16 pm »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #62 on: December 25, 2008, 01:59:58 pm »

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine Hard to Pack Boxes of Soup,
Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #63 on: December 25, 2008, 02:17:01 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten Snarling Baby Bears,
Nine Hard to Pack Boxes of Soup,
Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #64 on: December 25, 2008, 02:39:50 pm »


On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven trailers rockin'
Ten Snarling Baby Bears,
Nine Hard to Pack Boxes of Soup,
Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


Merry Christmas, everyone! May happiness extend way out in the middle a nowhere!!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #65 on: December 25, 2008, 11:38:59 pm »


On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve bulls a snortin',
Eleven trailers rockin',
Ten Snarling Baby Bears,
Nine Hard to Pack Boxes of Soup,
Eight Mex'can hustlers
Seven hawks a-flyin',
Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!  :-*
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2008, 12:09:28 am »
More!!   :)
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #67 on: December 26, 2008, 12:27:31 am »
Okay!  8)


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A love story filmed by Ang Lee!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2008, 12:42:00 am »

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2008, 03:24:14 am »

On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2008, 12:59:40 pm »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2008, 01:20:39 pm »


On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #72 on: December 26, 2008, 02:32:44 pm »
How'd I miss this til now?


On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six trucks a red-linin'
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #73 on: December 26, 2008, 02:50:31 pm »
Welcome, K!


On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin'
Six trucks a red-linin'
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #74 on: December 26, 2008, 03:10:44 pm »

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight eight-month-olds a-smilin'
Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin'
Six trucks a-red-linin'
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #75 on: December 26, 2008, 03:20:41 pm »


On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine old men grumblin',
Eight eight-month-olds a-smilin',
Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin',
Six trucks a-red-linin'.
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #76 on: December 26, 2008, 10:43:54 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten Sleep a-sleepin',
Nine old men grumblin',
Eight eight-month-olds a-smilin',
Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin',
Six trucks a-red-linin'.
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2008, 02:25:46 am »
Thanks, Meryl! I knew I was forgetting something.


On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven pool players gossipin'
Ten Sleep a-sleepin',
Nine old men grumblin',
Eight eight-month-olds a-smilin',
Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin',
Six trucks a-red-linin'.
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!




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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #78 on: December 27, 2008, 03:21:27 am »
Quote from: serious crayons on December 27, 2008, 02:25:46 am
Thanks, Meryl! I knew I was forgetting something.

Now you've got it, gal!  ;)


On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve calves with no balls,
Eleven pool players gossipin'
Ten Sleep a-sleepin',
Nine old men grumblin',
Eight eight-month-olds a-smilin',
Seven Santaolalla songs a-strummin',
Six trucks a-red-linin'.
Five peso-driven prostitutes!
Four slabs o' pie,
Three packs a smokes
Two little girls and
A love story filmed by Ang Lee!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #79 on: December 27, 2008, 03:42:04 am »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #80 on: December 27, 2008, 04:08:45 am »

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #81 on: December 27, 2008, 04:12:45 am »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #82 on: December 27, 2008, 11:12:11 am »

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four church socials,
Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #83 on: December 27, 2008, 11:19:19 am »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #84 on: December 27, 2008, 03:51:58 pm »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #85 on: December 27, 2008, 07:27:40 pm »


On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #86 on: December 27, 2008, 08:40:40 pm »

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #87 on: December 27, 2008, 08:58:36 pm »

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #88 on: December 27, 2008, 09:07:07 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten cans a beans,

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #89 on: December 27, 2008, 10:00:04 pm »

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven wedding ceremonies

Ten cans a beans,

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #90 on: December 28, 2008, 12:31:31 am »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve trailers parkin'


Eleven wedding ceremonies

Ten cans a beans,

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
 :)  :)
An icon from IMDb!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #91 on: December 28, 2008, 01:04:31 am »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #92 on: December 28, 2008, 01:11:16 am »

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #93 on: December 28, 2008, 02:06:57 am »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #94 on: December 28, 2008, 03:19:40 am »
You all are awesome, and welcome Dev!!


On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #95 on: December 28, 2008, 01:00:37 pm »



On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #96 on: December 28, 2008, 05:53:52 pm »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #97 on: December 28, 2008, 09:36:10 pm »

On the seventh day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #98 on: December 28, 2008, 10:25:33 pm »

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #99 on: December 29, 2008, 12:20:18 am »
On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #100 on: December 29, 2008, 02:22:12 am »
Meryl, you win the startle award!  :)


On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #101 on: December 29, 2008, 02:24:36 am »
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven jars of peanuts fallin
Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
« Last Edit: December 29, 2008, 02:26:46 am by Ellemeno »
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #102 on: December 29, 2008, 01:12:10 pm »
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve blue parkas hidin',
Eleven jars of peanuts fallin',
Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin',
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee


Quote from: Ellemeno on December 29, 2008, 02:22:12 am
Meryl, you win the startle award!  :)

I try to keep folks from sleepin' on their feet like a horse!  ;D
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #103 on: December 29, 2008, 04:13:07 pm »

Zero reins on this one!! (Until Epiphany enniway!)

You guys just keep getting better and betterMost!!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2008, 06:06:35 pm »
Someone start it, because I've got a good one for the Second Day.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #105 on: December 29, 2008, 06:11:18 pm »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #106 on: December 29, 2008, 06:14:22 pm »
Thank you, Bud!


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #107 on: December 29, 2008, 06:22:40 pm »

On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #108 on: December 30, 2008, 02:06:14 am »
On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #109 on: December 30, 2008, 02:24:58 am »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #110 on: December 30, 2008, 02:14:56 pm »
On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six sets a keys flyin
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

« Last Edit: December 30, 2008, 03:11:20 pm by Meryl »
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #111 on: December 31, 2008, 01:57:15 pm »
On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven grocers caterin
Six sets a keys flyin
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #112 on: December 31, 2008, 02:40:26 pm »
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #113 on: December 31, 2008, 04:12:28 pm »
On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine Basques complainin'
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #114 on: December 31, 2008, 07:29:43 pm »
On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten ranch neighbors flirtin'
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #115 on: January 01, 2009, 02:05:53 am »

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven mares a-dancin,
Ten ranch neighbors flirtin,
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #116 on: January 01, 2009, 02:21:39 am »
On the Twelth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve tin cups clinkin'
Eleven mares a-dancin,
Ten ranch neighbors flirtin,
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y!!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #117 on: January 01, 2009, 02:35:48 am »

On the First day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

A cartridge and a pair twee...



Happy New Year, Brokies!  8)
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #118 on: January 01, 2009, 11:38:56 am »
Good one, Meryl!
Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Second day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #119 on: January 01, 2009, 01:14:26 pm »

Go Paul!  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Third day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #120 on: January 01, 2009, 01:20:52 pm »
Go, Meryl!  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Fourth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #121 on: January 01, 2009, 01:24:10 pm »
  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Fifth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #122 on: January 01, 2009, 01:26:28 pm »
  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Sixth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #123 on: January 01, 2009, 01:28:06 pm »

  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Seventh day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #124 on: January 01, 2009, 01:31:10 pm »
  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Eighth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #125 on: January 01, 2009, 01:36:27 pm »

  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Ninth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine K.D.'s ranching,
Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #126 on: January 01, 2009, 01:37:48 pm »
  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Tenth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten words a-heaping,
Nine K.D.'s ranching,
Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

« Last Edit: January 01, 2009, 01:44:08 pm by Meryl »
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #127 on: January 01, 2009, 01:45:03 pm »
(Oops, I hit "modify" instead of quote!)

  ;D

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Eleventh day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven diapers wiping,
Ten words a-heaping,
Nine K.D.'s ranching,
Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #128 on: January 01, 2009, 01:46:34 pm »
Hey, Meryl, I think you hit "modify" rather than "quote"!  No worries.  ;D

We did it!  That was fun.

On the Twelfth day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve bummers humming,
Eleven diapers wiping,
Ten words a-heaping,
Nine K.D.'s ranching,
Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #129 on: January 01, 2009, 01:55:51 pm »
Yeehaw!  You rock, Doc!  Fun indeed.  ;D
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #130 on: January 18, 2009, 07:03:31 pm »
Quick!!! Vote for your favourite round before "12 Days of BBM Chrismas" is retired for the season!!

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #131 on: January 18, 2009, 07:10:45 pm »
OK, I vote for Meryl's "sound-alike" rhyming round. (Yeah, I'm biased. :))
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #132 on: January 18, 2009, 07:19:59 pm »
Thanks, Paul!  :-*

I loved the one with all the pictures:

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,31203.msg457163.html#msg457163
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2009, 12:22:14 pm »
This one's my favourite, because it is so colourful and animated! It really captures the spirit of the movie, too!

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,31203.msg458000.html#msg458000
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #134 on: November 07, 2009, 02:18:41 pm »
What a great thread.  One of my favorites.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #135 on: December 06, 2009, 01:35:49 pm »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #136 on: December 07, 2009, 09:41:51 am »

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #137 on: December 07, 2009, 11:19:55 pm »

On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three Alma Beers...


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #138 on: December 08, 2009, 09:47:04 am »
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Four Lake Lurleens

Three Alma Beers...

Two Jake's fishin' lures,

And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #139 on: December 08, 2009, 07:33:05 pm »
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #140 on: December 08, 2009, 07:34:17 pm »
I just got it about "Alma Beers."  Ver' nice, Merly!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #141 on: December 08, 2009, 07:42:04 pm »
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #142 on: December 09, 2009, 12:52:31 am »
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #143 on: December 09, 2009, 12:54:39 am »
Quote from: Ellemeno on December 08, 2009, 07:34:17 pm
I just got it about "Alma Beers."  Ver' nice, Merly!

Thanks, Clarissa!  Hard to beat Coffee Heath Bar ice cream, though.  8)
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #144 on: December 09, 2009, 01:07:02 am »
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Eight Del Mar colognes



Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #145 on: December 09, 2009, 01:32:24 am »
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Nine Ten Sleep T-shirts

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Eight Del Mar colognes



Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #146 on: December 09, 2009, 08:23:53 am »
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Ten Anne Hathaways of Avon



Nine Ten Sleep T-shirts



Eight Del Mar colognes



Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #147 on: December 11, 2009, 01:24:41 pm »
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Eleven Higgins gift sets

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Ten Anne Hathaways of Avon



Nine Ten Sleep T-shirts



Eight Del Mar colognes



Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #148 on: December 11, 2009, 01:31:47 pm »
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me


Twelve Alma Juniors



Eleven Higgins gift sets


Ten Anne Hathaways of Avon



Nine Ten Sleep T-shirts



Eight Del Mar colognes



Seven Twist teen 'zines


Six Gavin Newsoms


Five Fayette County markers


Four Lake Lurleens


Three Alma Beers...


Two Jake's fishin' lures,


And a pint of Coffee Heath Bar ice cream.
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #149 on: December 11, 2009, 03:31:24 pm »
Rugby?  Hmm, maybe the fanfics were right, and Junior did turn out gay.  ;D

Great round, buds!  :-*
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #150 on: December 11, 2009, 03:55:15 pm »
LOL, Meryl!  That was fun!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #151 on: December 21, 2010, 09:42:39 am »
This wacky thread deserves a bump!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #152 on: December 22, 2010, 12:49:55 pm »
What a pleasure to re-visit.  And heck, I believe we still have it in us.




On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me  


A lonely lad in 1963  


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #153 on: December 22, 2010, 01:01:56 pm »
On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me



Two missing shirts 
 


And a  lonely lad in 1963  


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #154 on: December 22, 2010, 01:06:23 pm »

On the third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me


Three saddle sores


Two missing shirts 
 


And a  lonely lad in 1963  



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #155 on: December 22, 2010, 04:01:23 pm »
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me


Four glowin' Twists


Three saddle sores


Two missing shirts  
 


And a  lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #156 on: December 22, 2010, 04:08:56 pm »


On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me





.....Five Gold rings.....



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #157 on: December 23, 2010, 05:43:05 am »
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me



Six effin beers




.....Five Gold rings.....



Four glowin' Twists




Three saddle sores




Two missing shirts  
 



And a  lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #158 on: December 24, 2010, 02:00:08 pm »
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Seven swigs o' whiskey


Six effin beers


.....Five Gold rings.....



Four glowin' Twists




Three saddle sores




Two missing shirts  
 



And a  lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #159 on: December 20, 2011, 02:43:38 pm »
Bump!  :D
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #160 on: December 20, 2011, 03:11:42 pm »
We're back!  (I made the photos a bit smaller.)


On the eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey


Six effin beers


.....Five Gold rings.....

Four glowin' Twists


Three saddle sores


Two missing shirts  
 

And a lonely lad in 1963  

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #161 on: December 20, 2011, 04:35:43 pm »

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me

Nine round steaks fryin'

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey

Six effin beers

.....Five Gold rings.....
Four glowin' Twists

Three saddle sores

Two missing shirts  
 
And a lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #162 on: December 21, 2011, 06:04:37 pm »
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Ten coffee pot handles

Nine round steaks fryin'

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey

Six effin beers

.....Five Gold rings.....
Four glowin' Twists

Three saddle sores

Two missing shirts  
 
And a lonely lad in 1963  

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #163 on: December 21, 2011, 09:41:30 pm »
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Eleven scales a-weighing

Ten coffee pot handles

Nine round steaks fryin'

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey

Six effin beers

.....Five Gold rings.....
Four glowin' Twists

Three saddle sores

Two missing shirts  
 
And a lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #164 on: December 22, 2011, 02:14:12 am »
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Twelve tots a-cryin'

Eleven scales a-weighing

Ten coffee pot handles

Nine round steaks fryin'

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey

Six effin beers

.....Five Gold rings.....
Four glowin' Twists

Three saddle sores

Two missing shirts  
 
And a lonely lad in 1963  
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #165 on: December 22, 2011, 02:53:27 am »
You guys are awesome.

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #166 on: December 22, 2011, 10:07:31 am »
Quote from: Meryl on December 22, 2011, 02:14:12 am
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Twelve tots a-cryin'

Eleven scales a-weighing

Ten coffee pot handles

Nine round steaks fryin'

Eight lonesome tables

Seven swigs o' whiskey

Six effin beers

.....Five Gold rings.....
Four glowin' Twists

Three saddle sores

Two missing shirts  
 
And a lonely lad in 1963  


Yee-haw!!! And it ain't even Christmas yet!!!!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #167 on: December 23, 2011, 01:22:54 am »
On the first day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:
A mare that couldn't throw me!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #168 on: December 23, 2011, 05:04:33 am »
On the second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Two girls for the weekend


And

A mare that couldn't throw me!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #169 on: December 24, 2011, 10:29:08 pm »

On the third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Three full moons
   

Two girls for the weekend


And

A mare that couldn't throw me!



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #170 on: December 25, 2011, 03:17:12 pm »
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Four fakey sideburns
                         

Three full moons
   

Two girls for the weekend


And

A mare that couldn't throw me!


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #171 on: December 25, 2011, 05:24:37 pm »
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me:

Five shiny things


Four fakey sideburns
                           

Three full moons


Two girls for the weekend


And

A mare that couldn't throw me!
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