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Offline Ellemeno

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #100 on: December 29, 2008, 02:22:12 am »
Meryl, you win the startle award!  :)


On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

« Last Edit: December 29, 2008, 01:09:37 pm by Meryl »

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #101 on: December 29, 2008, 02:24:36 am »
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven jars of peanuts fallin
Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
« Last Edit: December 29, 2008, 02:26:46 am by Ellemeno »

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #102 on: December 29, 2008, 01:12:10 pm »
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve blue parkas hidin',
Eleven jars of peanuts fallin',
Ten hundred sheep like dirty water,
Nine can openers openin',
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee


Meryl, you win the startle award!  :)

I try to keep folks from sleepin' on their feet like a horse!  ;D
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #103 on: December 29, 2008, 04:13:07 pm »

Zero reins on this one!! (Until Epiphany enniway!)

You guys just keep getting better and betterMost!!
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2008, 06:06:35 pm »
Someone start it, because I've got a good one for the Second Day.


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #105 on: December 29, 2008, 06:11:18 pm »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #106 on: December 29, 2008, 06:14:22 pm »
Thank you, Bud!


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #107 on: December 29, 2008, 06:22:40 pm »

On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #108 on: December 30, 2008, 02:06:14 am »
On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #109 on: December 30, 2008, 02:24:58 am »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.
Ich bin ein Brokie...