Twelve Days of BBM Christmas

[LauraGigs]

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six sets a keys flyin
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[LauraGigs]

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Seven grocers caterin
Six sets a keys flyin
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[Meryl]

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[Front-Ranger]

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine Basques complainin'
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[LauraGigs]

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten ranch neighbors flirtin'
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[Meryl]

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven mares a-dancin,
Ten ranch neighbors flirtin,
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y.

[LauraGigs]

On the Twelth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve tin cups clinkin'
Eleven mares a-dancin,
Ten ranch neighbors flirtin,
Nine Basques complainin,
Eight bulls a-snortin,
Seven grocers caterin,
Six sets a keys flyin,
Five cups of joe,
Four effin years,
Three wedding cakes,
Two whole boxes of formula (120 cans!), and
A blond hairdo, Farrah Fawcett-y!!

[Meryl]

On the First day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

A cartridge and a pair twee...



Happy New Year, Brokies! 

[southendmd]

Good one, Meryl!
Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Second day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...

[Meryl]

Go Paul! 

Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.

On the Third day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...

Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...