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Offline southendmd

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2008, 10:53:53 am »


On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2008, 01:40:21 pm »

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Ten stud ducks carvin'
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2008, 01:45:10 pm »


On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Eleven storms a-hailin',
Ten stud ducks carvin',
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a-chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2008, 02:04:15 pm »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve Fires a-dyin'
Eleven storms a-hailin',
Ten stud ducks carvin',
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a-chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2008, 02:06:53 pm »

Great fun!  How 'bout another?



On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A love that will never grow old...



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 02:09:35 pm »




On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two lifelong friends
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 07:46:37 pm »




On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 09:50:44 pm »

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 11:13:05 pm »

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #59 on: December 25, 2008, 12:40:05 am »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six elk a-roamin',
Five whittled horses!
Four sheep a-strayin',
Three tank tops,
Two lifelong friends,
And a love that will never grow old...

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