Fun With Ennis, Jack and Lu: Jack's death was in reality an insurance scam, because Newsome Farm Equipment was going bankrupt after Lureen was conned by some sleazy business associate. Jack and Lureen split the insurance money after Jack's "death", and Jack hooks up with the overjoyed Ennis. Everything looks perky, but then there's this pesky persistent insurance investigator who gets a whiff of the Twists' scam. Soon Lureen is behind bars, and Jack and Ennis on the run. Hectic and hilarious hi-jinks ensue as they fight to stay ahead of the investigator and the law, free Lureen, repay the sleazy guy in a fitting manner, and build a sweet life in the middle of it all.
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The Day after Brokeback: Once Jack and Ennis settle down after all the trouble of the previous film, they return to Brokeback for a romantic holiday. Unfortunately it turns out Brokeback Mountain is a super-volcano, and it decided to erupt big time just as our heros arrive. The eruption destroys the weather patterns, so sand storms and blizzards are some of the other difficulties they meet while fleeing for their lives. All the standard events of disaster movies ensue. Luckily for Jack and Ennis, Jack loves a little dog - for as we all know, the people with the cute dog always survive!
