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The Cheapest Person I Know
« on: May 05, 2009, 03:55:44 pm »
I've been accused of being cheap for re-using my zip-lock freezer bags, but some of these take the cake.


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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 04:00:35 pm »
My friend Vicki's mother Elaine is one of the most frugal people I know.  After their yard would get rolled on Halloween, she would make her kids go out and gather up all the toilet paper so it could be used as intended!  Seriously.

 ::) :laugh:
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 04:23:17 pm »
My friend Vicki's mother Elaine is one of the most frugal people I know.  After their yard would get rolled on Halloween, she would make her kids go out and gather up all the toilet paper so it could be used as intended!  Seriously.

 ::) :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh:

Now THAT is CHEAP!!
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 05:21:21 pm »
oh dear....  some of those were hilarious!
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 05:28:07 pm »
My friend Vicki's mother Elaine is one of the most frugal people I know.  After their yard would get rolled on Halloween, she would make her kids go out and gather up all the toilet paper so it could be used as intended!  Seriously.

 ::) :laugh:

  :laugh:  and eeeewwww!!! 

I'd heard of some of those - but the guy who gave library books and cd's as presents and then expected the recipient to return them?  Please!  He's giving them an errand for a present! 

Years ago I worked with a young woman who had just gotten her first apartment and one day she was trying to figure out if it was cheaper to buy canned tomato-rice soup or buy plain tomato soup and add her own rice!!!   :-\
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 07:02:39 pm »
I'm so cheap that rather than "waste" a slice of bread that has an area of mold on it, I'll cut the mold away and eat the rest of the bread. ...

Honest!  ;D
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 07:19:04 pm »
One time in college I was staying at a girlfriend's house, and we were getting ready to go out.  So I ask about taking a shower, and my friend goes and turns the water heater on, as if the whole tank would turn hot then and there.  (They were middle/upper-middle class, but her mom had been "saving money on utilities" by keeping the water heater off, turning it on "when needed".)   

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 08:10:21 pm »
The cheapest or should it be most thrifty person I ever knew, was when I was at university studying Optometry. The guy in question was a mature student, married with kids and had to work several jobs to pay for his tuition, family commitments and mortgage.

I never once saw him buy any food. He would collect everyones leftovers and eat those,even apple cores !!! He was a smoker and would collect all the cigarette ends, empty out the tobacco and then roll his own "new" cigarette.Tea was made with someones used tea bag.I could go on for some time but I think I have given an idea of what the guy was like.
 He eventually graduated and even when he was earning a fortune, still carried on with  many of his thrifty ways.

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 08:50:47 pm »
I've been accused of being cheap for re-using my zip-lock freezer bags, but some of these take the cake.

My grandmother did that, David.

She also re-used aluminum foil. She ironed Christmas paper and used it over as well.  ;D
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 09:05:30 pm »
I'm so cheap that rather than "waste" a slice of bread that has an area of mold on it, I'll cut the mold away and eat the rest of the bread. ...

Honest!  ;D

I've never done that with bread, Jeff...I usually stick it in the freezer as its expiration date approaches.  But I have done it with cheeses.  I mean, mold is mold, after all.

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 10:14:52 pm »
I reuse xmas and birthday gift bags,I just note who gave them so I don't give them back. They are stupidly expensive.Ditto ribbons, bows etc. Recently I have started to freeze stale bread to use later for bread crumbs.

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 10:17:30 pm »
I've never done that with bread, Jeff...I usually stick it in the freezer as its expiration date approaches.  But I have done it with cheeses.  I mean, mold is mold, after all.

 ::) 8)

I don't freeze it, I just put it in the refrigerator. But sometimes mold sneaks up on you. ...  8)
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 01:13:35 am »
OH meanness people being thrifty is so funny, when you read about it.

I dont know if you do over there, but we use the term "tight" when we refer to someone who is thrifty or mean with their money. And when speaking about them, we say they are "tight as a fish's arsehole".

The thriftiest story I ever heard, was about my friend's mother in law. A stay at home mother for 40 years, never earned her own income, raised a family of five children on the housekeeping allowance from her husband's wages, which was in the middle income bracket.

They turn 60, and are working out their finances for retirement, when the wife comes out with a bank account where she has been saving her pennies for the past 40 years, un beknown to her husband. She had a nice little nest egg of $150,000...I kid you not, this is a true story. She is Scottish, so that might have something to do with her "thrift".
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2009, 01:22:00 am »
We had a bloke stay at our house one time, to house sit while we went away for a week. I told him he could use my car while we were away.

The car had a full tank of petrol when we left, which usually lasts me a two or three weeks running in and out to town.

When we got home, the tank was bone dry, and then the "friend" house sitter told me he had had to put $20 worth in it as well, and asked me for the bloody $20. When I questioned him, as my car runs on the smell of an oily rag, he informed me that he had gone to visit friends some 150 miles away for the weekend, while he was supposed to be house sitting our place...

Told him in no uncertain terms to "piss off"......
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 02:11:03 am »
I reuse xmas and birthday gift bags,I just note who gave them so I don't give them back. They are stupidly expensive.Ditto ribbons, bows etc. Recently I have started to freeze stale bread to use later for bread crumbs.

My Mother always told me never to throw away bread or one day I'd surely go hungry. I realize that is probably just a superstition but I took it to heart anyway. I will throw any stale or unused bread outside for the animals. I also throw the scraps of meat or fat, vegetables, and any other scraps outside for the animals. I figure it is much better to give it to them than to throw it in the garbage. :)

Fiona, I always save the bows and gift bags too. I also save the shirt boxes. They come in handy not only for gifts of clothes but also for wrapping any oddly shaped items. The two top shelves of the cupboard in the den is stacked full of different sizes and shapes of boxes. They often come in very handy.
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2009, 02:14:12 am »
We had a bloke stay at our house one time, to house sit while we went away for a week. I told him he could use my car while we were away.

The car had a full tank of petrol when we left, which usually lasts me a two or three weeks running in and out to town.

When we got home, the tank was bone dry, and then the "friend" house sitter told me he had had to put $20 worth in it as well, and asked me for the bloody $20. When I questioned him, as my car runs on the smell of an oily rag, he informed me that he had gone to visit friends some 150 miles away for the weekend, while he was supposed to be house sitting our place...

Told him in no uncertain terms to "piss off"......

Boy, he had a hell of a nerve Sue! That sounds like the shit my sister would try to pull. >:(

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2009, 04:00:42 am »
I'm so cheap that rather than "waste" a slice of bread that has an area of mold on it, I'll cut the mold away and eat the rest of the bread. ...

Honest!  ;D

I do that sometimes - but only cos I'm a) hungry and b) to lazy to walk to the shops to get another loaf of bread right then and there!
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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2009, 04:02:52 am »

They turn 60, and are working out their finances for retirement, when the wife comes out with a bank account where she has been saving her pennies for the past 40 years, un beknown to her husband. She had a nice little nest egg of $150,000...I kid you not, this is a true story. She is Scottish, so that might have something to do with her "thrift".

 :o :o MISS SUE!!!  ;)

Honestly, I've always found it odd, why  the call all Scots so mean with their money.. I've never seen it myself.. in fact - while I am mean with my money a lot of the time - I'd say the majority of Scots are the total opposite.
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2009, 05:16:52 am »
My Mother always told me never to throw away bread or one day I'd surely go hungry. I realize that is probably just a superstition but I took it to heart anyway. I will throw any stale or unused bread outside for the animals. I also throw the scraps of meat or fat, vegetables, and any other scraps outside for the animals. I figure it is much better to give it to them than to throw it in the garbage. :)

Fiona, I always save the bows and gift bags too. I also save the shirt boxes. They come in handy not only for gifts of clothes but also for wrapping any oddly shaped items. The two top shelves of the cupboard in the den is stacked full of different sizes and shapes of boxes. They often come in very handy.

I would never eat anything that had the slightest amount of mould on it or near it. Just because you cannot see the green colour, doesn't mean that the mould is not there.

I'm like you David, all our scraps and bread go out for the wild birds and animals.

And I have to admit, I am a collector of boxes too. I must say, though, I collect more than I re-use but I cant throw a perfectly good clean shoe box away.
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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2009, 05:23:04 am »
:o :o MISS SUE!!!  ;)

Honestly, I've always found it odd, why  the call all Scots so mean with their money.. I've never seen it myself.. in fact - while I am mean with my money a lot of the time - I'd say the majority of Scots are the total opposite.

My apologies Miss Kelda, I must admit, when I wrote that, I thought of you, and hoped I would not offend.

Yeah, I would be interested to know too, how Scots got that reputation as well.

If anyone knows, please tell.
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« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2009, 08:10:09 am »
My apologies Miss Kelda, I must admit, when I wrote that, I thought of you, and hoped I would not offend.

Yeah, I would be interested to know too, how Scots got that reputation as well.

If anyone knows, please tell.

You didn't offend!!!  ;D

But yeah - I can never find a reason as to where the reputation came from..!  :P
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 08:45:21 am »
I dont know if you do over there, but we use the term "tight" when we refer to someone who is thrifty or mean with their money. And when speaking about them, we say they are "tight as a fish's arsehole".

Reminds me. ... For a time in the first half of the 20th century, U.S. five-cent coins ("nickels") had the head of a Native American on one side and a buffalo (bison) on the other. Inspired the saying that someone was "so tight he squeezes a nickel till the buffalo shits."  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 09:30:20 am »
Reminds me. ... For a time in the first half of the 20th century, U.S. five-cent coins ("nickels") had the head of a Native American on one side and a buffalo (bison) on the other. Inspired the saying that someone was "so tight he squeezes a nickel till the buffalo shits."  ;D

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 09:53:56 am »
My Mother always told me never to throw away bread or one day I'd surely go hungry. I realize that is probably just a superstition but I took it to heart anyway. I will throw any stale or unused bread outside for the animals. I also throw the scraps of meat or fat, vegetables, and any other scraps outside for the animals. I figure it is much better to give it to them than to throw it in the garbage. :)

Fiona, I always save the bows and gift bags too. I also save the shirt boxes. They come in handy not only for gifts of clothes but also for wrapping any oddly shaped items. The two top shelves of the cupboard in the den is stacked full of different sizes and shapes of boxes. They often come in very handy.

Shirt boxes !! now there's something I had not thought of. I do keep shoe boxes though, and fancy tins from xmas biscuits. I save all the deli containers I get, well used to get when I had money. I am starting to think this thread should be thrifty tips, as well as the cheapest person I know.

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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2009, 10:03:04 am »
Shirt boxes !! now there's something I had not thought of. I do keep shoe boxes though, and fancy tins from xmas biscuits. I save all the deli containers I get, well used to get when I had money. I am starting to think this thread should be thrifty tips, as well as the cheapest person I know.

Shirt boxes, shoe boxes, any sort of cardboard box, really. ... I hoard 'em all, because you never know when you're going to need a good cardboard box for something.  :)
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2009, 10:29:34 am »
My godmother (cousin) was very cheap. I always gave her a nice gift on her birthday each year. These gifts were paid for by my parents, because I was only a child at the time. When I was in my mid-20s, I received a beautiful box of stationery from my godmother as a birthday gift. I was absolutely thrilled with such a beautiful gift; until, that is, I opened the box and found a small gift card inside. It was my card to my godmother all those years ago. She had kept the stationery all that time and then given it back to me. Foolishly, she hadn't checked  for any gift cards inside the box, nor kept track of who had originally given the stationery to her. I laughed about it. I wasn't angry. But when I told my mother (my godmother's aunt), she wasn't at all amused. Apparently my godmother had a reputation for doing this. What angered my mother the  most was that she had originally paid for the stationary in the first place.
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« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2009, 11:47:19 am »
My godmother (cousin) was very cheap. I always gave her a nice gift on her birthday each year. These gifts were paid for by my parents, because I was only a child at the time. When I was in my mid-20s, I received a beautiful box of stationery from my godmother as a birthday gift. I was absolutely thrilled with such a beautiful gift; until, that is, I opened the box and found a small gift card inside. It was my card to my godmother all those years ago. She had kept the stationery all that time and then given it back to me. Foolishly, she hadn't checked  for any gift cards inside the box, nor kept track of who had originally given the stationery to her. I laughed about it. I wasn't angry. But when I told my mother (my godmother's aunt), she wasn't at all amused. Apparently my godmother had a reputation for doing this. What angered my mother the  most was that she had originally paid for the stationary in the first place.

The moral of that story, I guess, is always be careful when you "regift."  ;D

Thank goodness that stationery wasn't personalized. ...
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« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2009, 12:18:54 pm »
I think in general there's a difference between "not wasting" and "cheap".  Cheap affects other people (like the housesitter using all Katie's gas, people who forget their wallets at dinner, etc.)  Not wasting gift boxes, aluminum foil, etc. is a different thing IMO (good for the environment too).

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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2009, 01:09:40 pm »
I think in general there's a difference between "not wasting" and "cheap".  Cheap affects other people (like the housesitter using all Katie's gas, people who forget their wallets at dinner, etc.)  Not wasting gift boxes, aluminum foil, etc. is a different thing IMO (good for the environment too).

I see your point, but I don't know. I have other words for people who do things like conveniently forget their wallets at dinner or use all Katie's gas, and they're less pleasant even than cheap. To me not wasting something like aluminum foil, cardboard boxes, or wrapping paper is just a more polite way of saying cheap.  ;D
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« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2009, 07:21:16 pm »
I agree with Laura......saving things, or hoarding things is not cheap, its more like re-cycling, or thrifty, and its a good habit to be in.

Now cheap, thats when you insult the generosity of people, by leaving your wallet at home, or using all my gas.

 
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« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2009, 07:34:57 pm »
I have just remembered the cheapest person I ever met. In fact she was just a plain tight wad. Back when I was at university, many moons ago, I had the misfortune to share a bedsit with the tightest human I have ever known.
The 2nd place we shared was an attic bedsit and it was so bloody cold in the winter, I used to go to bed in my clothes.I could not bear to bare my body. A glass of water left out would freeze. It was however in a lovely part of town and overlooking a park.
We had one small electric fire which ran off a meter and into which we had to feed an obscene amount of money. I started noticing that it always seemed to be my time to feed the meter, which really pissed me off. So being a stubborn mule it got that I would freeze rather than put money in the meter.
We used to buy food alternate weeks and surprise surprise all the expensive stuff, coffee etc seemed to run out on my watch. The water tank was always cold when it was my turn for a bath. She never had any change for the meter, when it died in the middle of cooking.I could go on but you probably get the picture.
I eventually gave up and moved into a real flea pit in ghetto land, where at least the other students were one in, all in. What was lacking in decor was more than made up by the good spirit in the place. Happy days when a pan of lentil curry lasted all week and hangovers about an hour !!!!

This is why I love it here, I had not thought of my student days for years. !! :)
 

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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2009, 08:20:12 pm »
I would never eat anything that had the slightest amount of mould on it or near it. Just because you cannot see the green colour, doesn't mean that the mould is not there.

Bingo.  I used to do the same until I took a science class and saw up close how the mold's tendrils snake all over food/cheese, etc. before it can be seen with the naked eye.  Something has a spot of mold?  In the trash it goes.  Bread goes in the freezer.  Keeps for a long time.

Cheapest person I knew was my lesbian roommate in college.  I was sick with strep and decided to cook myself a meal at the house since I was too sick to go out.  She saw me use a shake or two of a spice she had in her cabinet and complained to my sister that "I was going to replace that, right?"  She saw me use the guest towels that she had in the guest bathroom - "my" bathroom' in the house - and complained 'Those were for guests."  So I washed them.  She both kept them and made me buy her new ones as well. 

She didn't like the cat hair that got on the comforter in my area of the house and so I promised to wash it and get the hair off.  I washed it at the laundromat and made sure the hair was brushed out.  She said that wasn't good enough and made me dry clean it as well.

My cat knocked over half a can of paint in her garage.  I cleaned it up and offered to buy another can of paint.  She said no problem, she'd buy it and I could pay her back.  She bought an expensive brand from a paint store instead of the Walmart brand that had been knocked over..

I got fed up and once, let her watch me eat some cereal out of her box of cereal that was only half-full.  She saw me and asked if I was going to replace it.  I said sure, no problem.  So I went to the store, bought her brand of cereal, came back to the house and in front of her, tore open the new box, poured half of it out into a baggie and resealed the box.  "Here," I said, "Here's the half-box of cereal I owe you."

She threw me out when the lease was up.  :laugh:

It was worth it though.

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2009, 10:52:28 pm »
We had a bloke stay at our house one time, to house sit while we went away for a week. I told him he could use my car while we were away.

The car had a full tank of petrol when we left, which usually lasts me a two or three weeks running in and out to town.

When we got home, the tank was bone dry, and then the "friend" house sitter told me he had had to put $20 worth in it as well, and asked me for the bloody $20. When I questioned him, as my car runs on the smell of an oily rag, he informed me that he had gone to visit friends some 150 miles away for the weekend, while he was supposed to be house sitting our place...

Told him in no uncertain terms to "piss off"......

there is some nerve!!

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2009, 09:02:19 am »
I agree with Laura......saving things, or hoarding things is not cheap, its more like re-cycling, or thrifty, and its a good habit to be in.

Now cheap, thats when you insult the generosity of people, by leaving your wallet at home, or using all my gas.

 


My eldest brother is so good at that, here's me on the bones of a*se and I have had to buy him coffee and cake, I mean what person time and time again leaves his wallet at home. Grrrh

Okay I confess to the bread thing, waste not want not is what my Mum said though she'd probably fleece me if she knew I did that with bread . I always save shoes boxes, they great for separating socks and undies in drawers.

My frugality extends to aftershave, I make sure I go through duty free and use their aftershave, I do buy some every couple of months. Calvin Klein Euphoria is just the best ::)


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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2009, 10:55:43 am »
Here's an idea. If you ever want to insult a tightwad, try saying to him:

"You're so cheap you reuse mouthwash."

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Re: The Cheapest Person I Know
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2009, 11:29:21 am »
Here's an idea. If you ever want to insult a tightwad, try saying to him:

"You're so cheap you reuse mouthwash."

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