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Offline CellarDweller

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Setting a trap!
« on: August 17, 2009, 09:05:43 pm »
If someone was setting a trap for you, what would they put in it to make sure you went in?

My list:

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 09:06:15 pm »
If someone was setting a trap for you, what would they put in it to make sure you went in?

My list:

1. JIF Peanut Butter.
2. Madonna CDs.
3. A Super Friends DVD.
4. A Lap Top.
5. A naked, olive-skinned, Latino or Italian man with a hairy chest, sexy smile, facial stubble, strong arms, sense of humor, good kisser, friendly, and is a good conversationalist.

Is that too specific?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 12:31:04 am »
Oh what a cool poll idea!

I'll have to think on this.

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 02:03:01 am »
1. An Enya CD and something to play it on.

2. A cute 20 something moppy haired blond guy with a golden tan and well toned muscles - along the lines of Chris Atkins in "The Blue Lagoon"

3. Brad Pitt or his exact double

4. a puppy

5. a kitten


Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 03:02:58 am »
1. An airplane ticket

2. Jake Gyllenhaal, naked with a puppy-eyed look on his face

3. Truffle fries

4. A brokie

5. Blueberry ice cream

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 05:22:27 am »
1.  Lemon sorbet

2.  Annie Proulx's books

3.  Michael Jackson CDs and a CD player

4.  Quantum Leap DVDs and a DVD player

5.  Laptop and charger

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 06:05:44 am »
 :laugh: good idea and lovin the list!

Like Laura I'll have to have a wee think too!!
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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:37:11 am »
Glad you all are likin' the list!

I can't take credit, it was posted on DCF by our member, LawGoddess.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:27:57 am »
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1. Circus Peanuts

2. Pizza

3. A connection to the internet

4. Wyoming

5. Alberta
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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 12:22:03 pm »
Hmmm... first attempt...


1.  An airline voucher for unlimited international travel

2.  Dark Chocolate

3.  Brokeback Mountain deleted scene footage

4.  A copy of Adobe Creative Suite 4

5.  A new SLR digital camera