German men are the world's worst lovers

[delalluvia]

Or so say 15,000 women 

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html

[Ellemeno]

English lovers came second because they are so lazy

I don't know about this - any guy who is willing to come second has one especially favorable aspect, IMO.

[belbbmfan]

 

So how many men of different nationalities did the women who participated have to sleep with? Was there a minimum? 

[Shasta542]

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

Darn. I have no experience with any of the three. Actually -- with none of the top 10.

Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Never noticed that. They are the fifth worst? 

[CellarDweller]

Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

sometimes, domination can be good. 

[tampatalon]

Men from Buffalo NY are great

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[CellarDweller]

So how many men of different nationalities did the women who participated have to sleep with? Was there a minimum? 

I can see the ad now......

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Your knowledge can help
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[Shasta542]

I can see the ad now......

Help wanted:

Attention all sluts....

If you have a lot of experience
with a huge variety of
international lovers, we
are looking for you!!

Your knowledge can help
with a new study, and
we can pay you for your
assistance!  Go to our site
(www. whoresaroundtheworld .com)
and find the contact us link!

Thank you!





 

 

You make it sound so tempting. 

[oilgun]

I can see the ad now......

Help wanted:

Attention all sluts....

If you have a lot of experience
with a huge variety of
international lovers, we
are looking for you!!

Your knowledge can help
with a new study, and
we can pay you for your
assistance!  Go to our site
(www. whoresaroundtheworld .com)
and find the contact us link!

Thank you!





 

Is it just for female sluts?  I've been pretty slutty myself I suppose, especially by today's standards, and I beg to differ about German men.  (Ooh am I begging!)  I don't remember any offensive odors, lol! 

I'm Canadian by the way and we surprisingly made the Best list.  Just. 

[Penthesilea]

 
I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me .

[Monika]

I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me .

[delalluvia]

I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me .

Maybe you're just used to it. 

[Penthesilea]

Maybe you're just used to it. 

 

[Mikaela]

Huh - I would guess that Afghan men who can deny their womenfolk food unless they "provide" sex 4 times a week, or Somali men who have to cut their genitally mutilated wife open with a knife on the wedding night, are much worse lovers than any German guy ever will be, smelly or no.


Sorry - this was supposed to be a light thread, wasn't it? Carry on!

[Ellemeno]

Huh - I would guess that Afghan men who can deny their womenfolk food unless they "provide" sex 4 times a week, or Somali men who have to cut their genitally mutilated wife open with a knife on the wedding night, are much worse lovers than any German guy ever will be, smelly or no.


Sorry - this was supposed to be a light thread, wasn't it? Carry on!

That's exactly the kind of stuff I was thinking, but didn't want to make a gross generalization about all of any nationality.

[David In Indy]

I LOVE those blonds! Give me a German man any day! If he stinks I'll slap a little cologne on him.

But I agree, this is probably a HUGE generalization.

[delalluvia]

Well, for Afghani and Somali men, it is debatable whether they're actually making 'love' or just having sex.  Making love has different implications you know.  Women have a say in making love, not so much with sex with men from such cultures - as they aren't really supposed to be enjoying it anyway.

That's exactly the kind of stuff I was thinking,

Wow, you guys.  That was the first thing you thought of?

First thing I thought of was - did these women take a sampling of ALL these men personally?  Did the pollsters take out an ad "Wanted - female sluts for scientific poll" or "Women - do you travel a lot?"    

[Kerry]

Yee-Haw! Australia got in the World's Best Lovers list, at #7. 

And I see that Ireland came in at #5, which I wholeheartedly endorse! 

[ZK]

Yee-Haw! Australia got in the World's Best Lovers list, at #7. 

And I see that Ireland came in at #5, which I wholeheartedly endorse! 

beaten by the Aussies again, but least NZ got number 8 in the Best Lovers List

[louisev]

sometimes, domination can be good.  

This is ALLLL your fault, Chuck.

[louisev]

I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me .

I know there is a strong Green movement in Germany and a big problem with commercial deodorants is aluminum chlorhydrate, which has a negative effect on one's health and has caused a lot of people to give up deodorants due to their toxicity.  Non-aluminum deodorants have been around for a long time now, however, including those containing teatree oil (from Australia) but in the northern hemisphere they are pricy.   Maybe the Australians get higher marks because of the unviersal availability of inexpensive emu oil which gives them smoother, softer skin, and teatree oil which makes them odor-free!

[CellarDweller]

This is ALLLL your fault, Chuck.

What?  What did i do?

 

[oilgun]

I know there is a strong Green movement in Germany and a big problem with commercial deodorants is aluminum chlorhydrate, which has a negative effect on one's health and has caused a lot of people to give up deodorants due to their toxicity.  Non-aluminum deodorants have been around for a long time now, however, including those containing teatree oil (from Australia) but in the northern hemisphere they are pricy.   Maybe the Australians get higher marks because of the unviersal availability of inexpensive emu oil which gives them smoother, softer skin, and teatree oil which makes them odor-free!

I've been rubbing those crystal-type deodorants under my arms for years and although it doesn't really keep me dry (nothing does, sadly) it does control odor.  The initial price may be a bit more than regular deodorants put those things last for months so they are very good value.

[delalluvia]

Let's make a distinction between anti-perspirants and deodorants.  

I sweat like a pig and don't want to stink, so I use an anti-perspirant deodorant.

For some people, sweating isn't an issue, so they just use a deodorant.  It is usually an anti-microbial agent of some sort (tea tree oil, vinegar, certain salts).

These anti-microbial agents do not stop sweating.  For that you need something to block the sweat glands which is what the aluminum in solution in the antiperspirant does, but only for a while.  There has been nothing conclusive drawn linking anti-perspirants to cancer.

http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/AP-Deo

[Zander]

I've been rubbing those crystal-type deodorants under my arms for years and although it doesn't really keep me dry (nothing does, sadly) it does control odor.  The initial price may be a bit more than regular deodorants put those things last for months so they are very good value.

Same here, they even do travel sizes.  Tey do work well and don't stain your clothes either.

[optom3]

O.K ex  sluts anonymous here, what a load of bo--ocks (smelly or otherwise ) that list is. They should have contacted a well travelled connoisseur AKA me !! The German thing is about as wrong as wrong can be, the one I know smells divine from top to toe and has me on the steepest learning curve of my life !
Some English men are lazy, some are so inventive it defies belief, Italians, selfish but very romantic, ditto, Spanish,  I am leaving it there, I had an interesting time at University where there were students from world wide, and I agree with Chuck, what is wrong with a bit of domination, on either side. Anything goes if both parties agree.
O.K enough detail I think !

[CellarDweller]

and I agree with Chuck, what is wrong with a bit of domination, on either side. Anything goes if both parties agree.