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Offline Monika

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 03:14:37 am »
:laugh:
I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me :laugh:.
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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 11:38:51 am »
:laugh:
I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me :laugh:.

Maybe you're just used to it.  ;) ;D

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 12:21:09 pm »

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 12:36:15 pm »
Huh - I would guess that Afghan men who can deny their womenfolk food unless they "provide" sex 4 times a week, or Somali men who have to cut their genitally mutilated wife open with a knife on the wedding night, are much worse lovers than any German guy ever will be, smelly or no.


Sorry - this was supposed to be a light thread, wasn't it? Carry on!

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2009, 02:24:14 am »
Huh - I would guess that Afghan men who can deny their womenfolk food unless they "provide" sex 4 times a week, or Somali men who have to cut their genitally mutilated wife open with a knife on the wedding night, are much worse lovers than any German guy ever will be, smelly or no.


Sorry - this was supposed to be a light thread, wasn't it? Carry on!


That's exactly the kind of stuff I was thinking, but didn't want to make a gross generalization about all of any nationality.

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2009, 02:35:45 am »
I LOVE those blonds! Give me a German man any day! If he stinks I'll slap a little cologne on him.

But I agree, this is probably a HUGE generalization. :-\

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2009, 04:06:10 pm »
Well, for Afghani and Somali men, it is debatable whether they're actually making 'love' or just having sex.  Making love has different implications you know.  Women have a say in making love, not so much with sex with men from such cultures - as they aren't really supposed to be enjoying it anyway.

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That's exactly the kind of stuff I was thinking,

Wow, you guys.  That was the first thing you thought of?

First thing I thought of was - did these women take a sampling of ALL these men personally?  Did the pollsters take out an ad "Wanted - female sluts for scientific poll" or "Women - do you travel a lot?"    ;)
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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2009, 06:56:23 pm »

Yee-Haw! Australia got in the World's Best Lovers list, at #7.  :D

And I see that Ireland came in at #5, which I wholeheartedly endorse!  :D

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2009, 06:35:06 am »
Yee-Haw! Australia got in the World's Best Lovers list, at #7.  :D

And I see that Ireland came in at #5, which I wholeheartedly endorse!  :D



beaten by the Aussies again, but least NZ got number 8 in the Best Lovers List

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Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 06:50:25 am »
sometimes, domination can be good.  >:D

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