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[Sophia]

 

Thanks Kitty for all the lovely laughs...  

[kitty]

Jack: Welcome to the Jack Twist Funfair! Free parking at the rear, plenty of rides that go up and down an' around, all the way to the moon an' back! Refreshments include sausages, cookies, trout, whiskey an' other salty kinda drinks. Plenty of fun to be had. Spitting allowed, free entry!

Ennis: What the...

[kitty]

Jack: Can ya catch cowboy?

Ennis: Yeah, why?

Jack: 'Cos ya got a pair of balls comin' yer way!

[kitty]

Jack: Hey Ennis! I've got a spare socket over here, come an' plug yerself in!

[kitty]

Ennis: I love you Jack f****n Twist!

Jack: I love you too!

[kitty]

Jack: Let's put a sssmile on that face!

[kitty]

Jack: Got some real nice cream over here, Ennis. Want some to go with that coffee?

[kitty]

Jack: You know what my favourite letters are?

Ennis: What?

Jack: K and Y

Ennis: Huh?

[kitty]

Jack: Howdy there. Do you give head to strangers?

Ennis: *clueless* Um...no?

Jack: Well then allow me to introduce myself. Jack Twist.

[kitty]

Jack: So, are you a screamer or a moaner?