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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2220 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:29 pm »

miss thing



excuse my beauty....





beauty?  Bitch, please!  You best get yourself a mirror!





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2221 on: October 29, 2011, 11:27:28 pm »



dubya: Brokeback Moutian?  I've heard of it but never seen it.
          I'll be glad to talk about ranching, though!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2222 on: October 29, 2011, 11:35:50 pm »



Alma Jr:  Momma I need more crayons.....


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2223 on: October 29, 2011, 11:38:29 pm »

Saturday Morning Brokeback




Ennis:  Yeah, so, I need your help, Super Friends.  I really need to see Jack,
          but I just can't get the time off work.  Can you help me?

Superman:  We'll do what we can!  We'll split up, and make it all fall into place!







I'll fly over to to Aguirre's trailer, and lift it to the other side of Brokeback,
with Aguirre in it!  He can't spoil the visit then.  Up...up...and away!







I'll take my invisible jet and go to the ranch, and round up all the herd, so Ennis
isn't needed!







We'll go to Childress, sneak into the Newsome tractor yard, and mess
with the books!  Lureen and her dad will be too busy fixing it to
notice that Jack is gone!







I'll get over to Monroe's market, and cause issues that will require Alma
to have a lot of overtime, she won't be able to keep track of Ennis.







Ok Zan, so what do we do?

That's easy Jayna, we go up to Don Wroe's place, and use my powers to
cause a snowstorm that will keep him at home, and away from the cabin,
leaving it for Jack & Ennis.






Wonder Twin powers.........activate!

Jayna:  Shape of...an eagle.

Zan:  Form of...a storm cloud.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2224 on: November 06, 2011, 07:54:11 pm »
Brokeback change a letter



Alma: You still go fisting with Jack Twist?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2225 on: November 17, 2011, 04:40:32 pm »


Ennis: What are ya doin'?

Jack: Dr Del Mar, I'm ready for my prostate exam now...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2226 on: December 05, 2011, 08:00:11 pm »
Nursery Rhyme Jack



Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack wants En to grab his candlestick!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2227 on: December 05, 2011, 08:01:38 pm »


Jack *singing*:

Jingle bells
Aguirre smells
En an' me are gay
Foreskin to peel
And ass to feel
Makes a happy holiday, hey!


Happy holidays! ;D

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2228 on: January 24, 2012, 09:18:23 am »


Isis:  Don't try to fool me no more Shazam!  Superman....Super Nasty!  You two
       don't go out there to fight crime....

Shazam:  You don't know nuthin' about it, Isis.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2229 on: January 24, 2012, 09:22:18 am »



Rodrigo - "You like my face?  For $100.00, when we're done, I'll let you kiss it."

Fonzie:  "For $100.00, when we're done, I'll let you sit on it, Jack!"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!