Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[LauraGigs]

"Dawn came glassy-orange, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "

[Hmm... or maybe:]

"The sofa came satiny-striped, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "

[CellarDweller]

Jack (thinking) "Ennis ain't the only one who can make the sheets wet....."

[LauraGigs]

BBM misquotes

Hey, I don't want any trouble from you. But you need to shut your slop-bucket mouth, you hear me?

[Front-Ranger]

Now that's the most I laughed in two weeks!!

Remember the Joker wearing a nurse's cap that looked a bit like this? With his sensible shoes, white hose, and kicky skirt, he was quite a cutey!!

[LauraGigs]

...when I was right out of SMU I coulda had my pick of pretty much
any job in North Dallas, so my pick was Neiman Marcus which was a disaster because,
honey, where clothes is concerned, I got no resistance, I was spending more than
I made, more than Randall ever will make...we come out here thinking ranching
was still big hats and Marlboros, boy, were we behind the times....

[Front-Ranger]

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He looks like he's critiquing the dressing on the turkey!!

[LauraGigs]

BBM misquotes

Oh, you was Tri Delt?  I was Kappa Phi myself.

[ifyoucantfixit]

      Laura, I just love your captions.  They are always so insiteful and funny...all winners

[Penthesilea]

Great misquotes Laura. The Tri Delt/Kappa Phi one is as case of ROTFLMAO .

The new POP pics on JJJ inspired me to this one:

What. Is. This? ? ? ?

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[Monika]

What. Is. This? ? ? ?

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What can I say. Randall is a big history buff