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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1520 on: March 13, 2009, 12:23:12 pm »



Jack:  You sure 'bout that, Ennis?

Ennis:  Yup!  Put the tent next to the tree, woodpile by that boulder, and fire ring by the creek, and campsite will look fabulous!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1521 on: March 13, 2009, 12:23:46 pm »


Hmmmmmm.....Jake was right, using Fabreeze really does make his clothes smell fresh...


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1522 on: March 13, 2009, 12:24:21 pm »





Ang Lee:  Annnnnnnd...cut!  Ok, that's a wrap!  We're done with the Ennis/Alma sex scene.  You two can stop now.  Ummmm...I said cut.  Cut!   CUT!!!!  Michelle....Heath.....Cut, cut, cut!   We'll just come back when you're done.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1523 on: March 13, 2009, 12:25:16 pm »





Ennis:  Well??

Jack:  No, Ennis, your butt does not look fat in those jeans from this angle.
::)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1524 on: March 13, 2009, 12:27:33 pm »




Jack:  That was not funny.  Take it back.

Ennis:  Fine.  I'm sorry I said "Which flame is bigger, you or the campfire?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1525 on: March 13, 2009, 12:28:20 pm »




Rodeo announcer:  Ladies and gentlemen...our next rider.....Jack Twist!

Lureen:  Wow....look at his skill....look at his strength.....look at his package!!  He must be as hung as that bull!





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1526 on: March 13, 2009, 12:28:53 pm »



Ennis:  You hear that Jack??  Sounds like there's something in those bushes down yonder.  Maybe we better go check.

Jack:  Ennis, you know I don't want nothin' to do with bush!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1527 on: March 13, 2009, 12:29:51 pm »




Geez, Ennis can be dense!  I make a pass, and tell him I can't sleep, and he tells me to count sheep! ::)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1528 on: March 13, 2009, 12:31:24 pm »



What??  Jack Twist??  I told you I've moved on!  You've been dumped!!  Stop calling me!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1529 on: March 13, 2009, 12:34:21 pm »



*sings*

I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!