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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1580 on: March 14, 2009, 10:04:11 pm »



I wonder if I should've left an extra pillow for Jack to use on his saddle....boy's probably hurtin'.
   
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1581 on: March 14, 2009, 10:05:49 pm »




Ennis:  Uhh....Jack....you didn't take off your holster when you came into bed.

Jack:  Ennis, that's not my holster.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1582 on: March 14, 2009, 10:08:43 pm »



It Wasn't Just Alma that caught them kissing!









Tell ya whut, pilgram.  Had I thought to do that, the west would've been much wilder!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1583 on: March 14, 2009, 10:09:45 pm »








a'yup!  Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1584 on: March 14, 2009, 10:12:01 pm »



Singer:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe

 
 


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1585 on: March 14, 2009, 10:16:29 pm »



With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1586 on: March 14, 2009, 10:24:28 pm »


Bubble Bubble, toil and trouble
bring us two men, on the double
make one the quiet type
sensative and shy
make the other a loud and boisterous guy
let them be tall, let them be strong
like to hunt, and burst into song
be tender at night, work hard during day
make them even tempered, pleasant and gay



*poof*






Witch #1:   Well, you sure messed that one up!

Witch #2:  I meant happy!   When I wrote the incantation's last line, I meant happy!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1587 on: March 14, 2009, 10:27:08 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:16:29 pm


With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.


that is just SOOOO wrong...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1588 on: March 14, 2009, 10:31:48 pm »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1589 on: March 14, 2009, 10:32:21 pm »



Jack: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ennis:  That there was a purty good Tarzan imation, Jack.

Jack:  Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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