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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1630 on: March 28, 2009, 09:36:58 pm »

Brokeback the Musical





Jack: I know the game he plays, My radars going off in spades
Alma: You're out of your mind,  He's not giving you the time
Jack: I know from this scene
Alma: Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Jack: He's on my team

Jack: He's on my team, So give it up before you cream
Alma: Don't be obscene, Can't you tell the way he's stressing me
Jack: You see through a screen, That blinds you from the truth, The truth that he's on my team

Alma: Question, why can't you see, That he's looking dead at me
Jack: Take my advice it's free, Don't come for my 20/20
Alma: Things are not what they seem
Jack: Watcha mean whatcha mean
Alma: He's on my team

Alma: He's on my team, But maybe he's on yours in your dreams
Jack: Oh no miss thing, He plays my game and plays it mean
Alma: You see through a screen, That shields you from reality, Cause he's on my team

He's on my Team
You better give up all your sweet dreams
Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Can't you tell the way he's cruising me
You see through a screen
That blinds you from the truth
The truth that he's on my team
He's on my Team!


He's on my Team- Ari Gold


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1631 on: March 28, 2009, 09:38:20 pm »



Oh Ennis....that feels sooo goood....I'm gonna show you my "Oh face"!


Oh....Oh....oh...0oooh!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1632 on: March 28, 2009, 09:46:56 pm »


Mrs Newsome, this is Aguirre.....you call that Ennis Del Mar, and tell him to grab that no good husband of yours, and get their asses up to that mountian and get back to work





Ennis, this is Lureen.  I just got a call from Aguirre.  He said you need to grab Jack's ass up on the mountain, and give him a jerk.





Jack, it's Ennis.....I think they're on to us!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1633 on: March 28, 2009, 09:51:38 pm »



Seldom are the moments so fun and light-hearted as when the family gets together.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1634 on: April 02, 2009, 07:37:37 pm »

Dullest Conversation



Jack:  sigh

Ennis:  Oh, Jack!  Know what I found out?  Monroe calls ketchup "condiments".

Jack:  Fascinating.

Ennis:  Whut?

Jack:  sigh
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1635 on: April 02, 2009, 07:39:12 pm »



My boy ain't queer.  No one in my family is queer.





Phone call for you, it's your brother.  Steven.















He never takes my calls.....I don't know why....
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1636 on: April 02, 2009, 07:43:11 pm »

*Photoshopped picture posted by gnash, in the "email" thread, and used with his permission.*









Ennis-thinking:  I hope this isn't too subtle....I want Jack to know I missed him.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1637 on: April 02, 2009, 07:46:43 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh Chucky......these make me laugh....
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1638 on: April 02, 2009, 07:50:49 pm »
Glad ya like 'em Sue!

I've got more to post......
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1639 on: April 02, 2009, 08:06:17 pm »




Ennis *thinking*:  I don't want nothing to do with pussy.

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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