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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2470 on: October 05, 2020, 09:33:07 pm »



Ennis:   Jack!  No!!!  Stop pullin' on the rope!
            We're getting closer than 6 feet apart!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2471 on: October 05, 2020, 09:34:41 pm »



Basque:   Got your supplies, but no toilet paper.  Just use pine cones.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2472 on: October 05, 2020, 09:36:29 pm »



Lureen:   What you waitin' for, cowboy?
              Squirt of hand-sanitizer?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2473 on: October 06, 2020, 03:29:41 am »
Who would have thought Corona gives a whole new aspect to our movie?


"Oh yeah, Ennis, rub me with the sanitizer. I love that smell."

"Huh?"


(Sorry I read way too much fanfiction in those earlier days... ::) :laugh:)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2474 on: October 06, 2020, 01:34:48 pm »
"Smell's like cat piss sanitizer or worse."
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2475 on: October 07, 2020, 05:33:53 pm »




Jack:   I don't know....can your lips stretch out 6 feet?
                     Lureen:   No,  can your penis?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2476 on: October 07, 2020, 05:40:37 pm »
"Smell's like cat piss sanitizer or worse."


Wonderful suggestion, Jeff!






Ennis:  You're right, Jack.  Tent smells like hand sanitizer, or worse!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2477 on: October 07, 2020, 05:42:11 pm »



Alma watched everything behind the safety of a plexiglass shield!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2478 on: October 08, 2020, 12:38:58 pm »
Coronaback Mountain!!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2479 on: October 08, 2020, 06:23:36 pm »
Coronaback Mountain!!


OMG!  How could I have not thought of that?

Inspired by Sonja!





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!