How does the saying go? No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pantsOMG! That's hysterical!
Yeah, well Chuckie, it's easy for you to say, isn't it??What we need to buy and learn how to use, you are already born with!!!
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys! They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.
What they need to learn is how to use toilet paper!!!
They're MEN, they don't submit to the tyranny and humiliation - apparently - of needing toilet paper when they pee!!!Nature DESIGNED men to pee in the woods and then wander off. Only decadent, weak women need toilet paper, that's why they invented civilization.
One small correction, they're not "tidy-whities".....they're "tighty-whities", because instead of beling loose fitting like boxers, they lie against your skin.
I have heard guys say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."