get the gang together, order some beer and pizza, flick on the plasma, and treat yourself to a sad and tragic tale of two men torn apart by love.
LOL, yeah, and while you're watching it, don't forget to answer the phone, fold some laundry, tip the pizza guy, make many trips to the fridge for more beer, and chat with your "special someone". Oh, and pause the film as many times as you wish. This way you can make sure you'll miss ALL the great things about it, and tomorrow at work, complain you don't get what the big deal was about this film, 'cause it was pretty boring.
Whoever wrote this review thinks "Brokeback Mountain" should be watched like one of those "National Lampoons" films.