The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Meryl]

If her husband insisted on harrumphing irritably in response to their visitor's expression of sympathy, Ma Twist would simply ask him if he'd like to visit her son's room for a bit.

[Sason]

When her husband is rude to visitors, Ma Twist is a bit indecisive as to whether she should offer them coffee, cherry cake, a gentle hand on their shoulder, a look in her dead son's room, a brown paper sack, or two old shirts. Or maybe all of it.

[southendmd]

If her less-than-polite husband were rude to a visitor, Ma Twist would ignore him and be kind to the visitor.

[Fran]

If her mannerless husband was rude to a visitor, Mrs. Twist would ignore him and be kind to the visitor.

=aside= Paul
Thanks again.

[Sason]

If her none-too-polite husband were rude to a visitor, Ma Twist would ignore him and be kind to the visitor.



=aside=
Yeah, thanks Paul!

[southendmd]

If her objectionable husband were rude to a visitor, Ma Twist would ignore him and be kind to the visitor.

=aside= Me
Thanks!

[Fran]

If OMT was speaking in a negative way about recently departed Jack to a special visitor, Mrs. Twist would remain silent lest she provoke her husband's wrath.

[Meryl]

If Pa Twist wouldn't revoke his right to put Jack's ashes in the family plot, Ma Twist would provide Ennis with the two shirts, an even better memorial.

=aside=Fran
 

[memento]

If her objectionable husband were rude to a visitor, Ma Twist would ignore him and be kind to the visitor by serving him coffee.



=aside= Paul
One more cup of coffee thank you.

[Fran]

If she wanted to keep a cherry cake fresh, Mrs. Twist would wrap it in tinfoil.