Author Topic: Messages From The Heartland  (Read 2437479 times)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #410 on: October 28, 2006, 01:35:25 am »
Well Jess, Alex might be viewing some personal real estate and it may take a little strategy but I've never played Parcheesi so I don't know how to work that one in.

Parcheesi? ParCHEESI? Nope! It definately will not be cheesi.... er cheesy.

Oh never mind!   ;)

 :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #411 on: October 28, 2006, 01:36:31 am »
You don't use the snapping mouse traps do you?

My cat was up and at 'em all last night. I know what he was doing. I just hope he got rid of them after he caught them.

He's just a cat though, and I will have some rude surprises in a day or two.  :P

IN a heartbeat!! death to them all!! *evil cackling*

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #412 on: October 28, 2006, 01:37:08 am »
:-X :-X :-X

It will be Sexxx.....sexxx.......sexxxxxy!   :D

(I've already bought 2 dozen scented candles)  :D
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #413 on: October 28, 2006, 01:38:12 am »
Geri

People are sending you email insisting you go on Viagra? That's INSANE.

What do  they expect you to do with some Viagra?   ???





David they expect me to give them my credit account number and buy their Viagra and enjoy a big you know what!
Except I don't have even a small you know what! so they wasting there  time and money!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #414 on: October 28, 2006, 01:39:36 am »
It will be Sexxx.....sexxx.......sexxxxxy!   :D

(I've already bought 2 dozen scented candles)  :D

and you are thinking he will be bored???  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

*Jess RUNS from the thread really fast*

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #415 on: October 28, 2006, 01:40:15 am »
IN a heartbeat!! death to them all!! *evil cackling*

Yes. They are disgusting little devils but I still feel compelled to save their lives. You should see the joy on their faces when they are released and they realize they are free.  :-\

I don't know Jess. But I'm doing it anyway. Actually they are kind of cute.... in a weird sort of way.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #416 on: October 28, 2006, 01:43:27 am »
Wicked cute David. Bordering on beautiful...



how could you??
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #417 on: October 28, 2006, 01:43:47 am »
David they expect me to give them my credit account number and buy their Viagra and enjoy a big you know what!
Except I don't have even a small you know what! so they wasting there  time and money!

awfully presumptious aren't they!! LOL!


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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #418 on: October 28, 2006, 01:45:36 am »
David they expect me to give them my credit account number and buy their Viagra and enjoy a big you know what!
Except I don't have even a small you know what! so they wasting there  time and money!

They are wasting their time, aren't they? Asking a WOMAN to send her credit card # for a dose of Viagra!  :D

Tsk tsk tsk.  :(

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #419 on: October 28, 2006, 01:46:07 am »
I am headed to bed kids...David you have fun..and don't worry he will have a great time...you will think of something to do...(out of the house!  ;) )

night!!