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What did he come up with Chuck? Inquiring minds want to know!
Well, he was taking a red eye flight, and apparently was one of the few people awake at that hour.
I guess the altitude was affecting people, and a number of them were passing gas, it was affecting the air quality, so to speak.
Just at that moment, a flight attendant stopped by him, and they began talking, and she tod him that it was quiet common for this to happen, and that it can get really stinky at times.
So Jimmy had thought about something to insert into the butt, that when the fart passed through, would change it to a pleasant smelling odor. He pictured a commercial with a man and a woman sitting next to each other, saying something like this:
Man: *sniff sniff*..... Oh, is that you?
Woman: "Yes....I'm wearing my new ****."
Man: "Smells great!"
Woman: "I'm wearing 'Cinnamon bun'."
Man: "Oh, I have on 'New Car Interior'."
The device would also have something inside to change the sound that occurs as well, so it was more pleasant sounding.
We were laughing so hard as he was telling me this, but we didn't have a name......I came up with Anal Aromas, but Ass Effects sounds so much cooler.