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Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« on: February 22, 2012, 05:19:45 pm »
Lately there has been several stories in the news about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints posthumously "Baptising" dead people, including Holocaust victims, including Anne Frank herself, so they can go the heaven, or whatever their reasoning is.

Church officials have said the deceased can reject the baptisms, which are done by stand-ins.

Well, two can play at this game:


http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 06:34:42 pm »
LMAO!!

What a great idea!!!   :laugh: :laugh:

I've already congayed two dead mormons!   ;D
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 07:48:22 pm »
I could convert all day long!
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 08:25:29 pm »
I wish they didn't hafta be dead...
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 01:02:50 am »
   I converted two myself.. That was fun.  Wish we could do that to Romney.. unfortunately he doesn't fit the profile...lol

  My first convert, was the many times married Joseph Smith..  Think I will return and help Brigham Young to pass through..
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 03:29:07 am »
I led 2 gals to the light...
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 03:58:24 am »
Quote from: Shakesthecoffecan on February 22, 2012, 05:19:45 pm
Lately there has been several stories in the news about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints posthumously "Baptising" dead people, including Holocaust victims, including Anne Frank herself, so they can go the heaven, or whatever their reasoning is.

Church officials have said the deceased can reject the baptisms, which are done by stand-ins.

Well, two can play at this game:


http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/



Weird shit, huh?  :-\

I hate to judge other religions, but that is so far in left field it is hard to resist.  :laugh:
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 07:50:31 am »



      Can you imagine?  People actually believing this way?  ????????????????????????????
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 01:32:24 pm »
Quote from: RouxB on February 22, 2012, 08:25:29 pm
I wish they didn't hafta be dead...


 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 04:27:56 pm »
I did some conversions about a week ago.  ;D
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