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Offline Lynne

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Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« on: June 09, 2012, 09:12:32 pm »
We have been tossing around this idea forever.

So I am finally starting the thread.

Here is the place to post those random lines you overhear, and when taken out of context, are completely hilarious!

The rules are simple - you don't post who actually said it nor the context in which it would normally make sense.  Have fun!!

 :D 8) 8)
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2012, 09:14:16 pm »
Overheard at dinner in Provincetown:

"We've got ladyfingers up our ass."

 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2012, 01:22:31 am »
Overheard at a dinner in Provincetown (what's up with those dinners in Provincetown?):

"I have the copyright on Lisa's tits."

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 10:30:16 am »
Good idea for thread, Lynne.  I'll start being more cognizant of the stupidity and goofiness all around me so I can add to it.

The thread, I mean, not the...

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 08:41:11 pm »
Overheard in Canmore, Alberta, 2007:

"It's legal here, isn't it?"
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2012, 07:55:50 am »
Heard on the radio, as of yesterday, Oct 13th, 2012:

"A safe-deposit box is NOT an apparment!"

Well, duh. ::)
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2012, 10:24:20 am »
Quote from: southendmd on October 13, 2012, 08:41:11 pm
Overheard in Canmore, Alberta, 2007:

"It's legal here, isn't it?"


Not curious. Nope, not at all.
Oh, the possibilities....!  :laugh:
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2012, 04:57:50 pm »
I overheard on the radio that, in addition to hurricanes, now lizards are going to be named!! Huh? I thought lizards had names already!  ::)
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2012, 06:26:31 pm »
Quote from: Front-Ranger on October 18, 2012, 04:57:50 pm
I overheard on the radio that, in addition to hurricanes, now lizards are going to be named!! Huh? I thought lizards had names already!  ::)

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

They said blizzards.  ;D

Never mind!  ;)
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2012, 07:06:49 pm »
Leaping lizards! Bleeping blizzards!!!
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 07:35:31 pm »
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 01:49:56 pm »
Heard on the radio some years ago
"Man badly burned when a fire raced through his suit"
Nearly drove off the road! :laugh:
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 07:14:09 pm »
"That one's too big. I'd like a smaller one, please."
--Paul, posted by Lynne and witnessed by Lisa/bbmiswear

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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 07:42:23 pm »
Quote from: Meryl on October 18, 2012, 06:26:31 pm
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

They said blizzards.  ;D

Never mind!  ;)

Just in time...now Frankenstorm is coming!  :D
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 08:40:39 pm »
Overheard at work.....

"Did you stuff it all the way in?"
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Re: Quotes Out-of-Context :)
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2012, 01:04:37 am »
Quote from: Rick Grimes on October 25, 2012, 08:40:39 pm
Overheard at work.....

"Did you stuff it all the way in?"

:laugh:
Not a good sign when you have to ask. :-X ;D



But it can be an important question! Some years ago my hubby drove all the way to Paris (on business) because someone had not stuffed it all the way in. ;D
A disc on the control unit of a paving machine, that is. They claimed the machine not to be working; hubby asked exactly the same thing over the phone and they assured him they did. So he hopped in a car, drove all the way only to find out they hadn't stuffed it all the way in. ::) With one movement of his thumb he "repaired" the whole, huge machine. :laugh:
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