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What's HOT, What's NOT:
« on: October 15, 2006, 01:56:05 pm »
Hi all,

There was a thread like this on IMDB that died out, but I thought it's a great idea — so let's do it here!

A few of mine to get us started:

HOT: Ennis' long torso
NOT: Ennis' long sideburns

HOT: Jack's gaze — through wonderful black lashes
NOT: Aguirre's gaze — through powerful black binoculars

HOT: Jack getting pounded in the tent
NOT: Ennis getting pounded on the pavement

HOT: Practically being outed by reunion kissing
NOT: Practically being outed in your ex's kitchen

HOT: J + E's right hands clasping in Tent Scene 1
NOT: "The devil's right haaaaaand, the devil's right haaaaand . . . "

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2006, 02:42:56 pm »
HOT: The tender tent
NOT: The herder tent

HOT:  Warshin Ennis's shirts in the stream, naked
NOT: Warshin Ennis's undershirt in the sink, wearing an apron

HOT:  The hailstorm
NOT: The storm comin in from the Pacific

HOT:  Fireworks on the mountain
NOT: Fireworks on Independence Day

HOT: Jack's flipover
NOT: Alma's flipover

HOT:  Tussling with Ennis on the mountain
NOT: Dancin with Lureen or LaShawn

HOT: Jack's gun goin off in TS1
NOT: Jack's gun goin off and missin the coyote
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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2006, 07:12:05 pm »
HOT Ennis and Jack working side by side
NOT Ennis and Timmy working side by side

HOT Ennis speaking to Jack more than he's spoke in a year
NOT LaShawn speaking to Jack more than a normal person speaks in a year

HOT sawing and chopping wood
NOT buzzing through turkey with an electric knife

HOT if you know where Brokeback Mountain is
NOT if you're Old Man Twist

HOT hugging someone from behind and whispering that they're sleepin on their feet like a horse
NOT hugging someone from behind and whispering that you want an apartment over the laundromat

HOT filling a cup with whiskey
NOT filling a cup with spit
« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 01:29:42 pm by latjoreme »

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2006, 02:18:32 am »
HOT  Ennis cum Raincoat



NOT  Aguirre cum Raincoat




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« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 02:23:37 am by Ellemeno »

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2006, 02:24:00 am »
HOT  Ennis's Jammy Pants



NOT  Alma's Nightgown from the same scene




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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2006, 02:38:30 am »
HOT   Mrs. Twist's attire when she first meets Ennis




NOT   Mrs. Newsome's attire when she first meets her grandson Bobby




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« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 02:41:21 am by Ellemeno »

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 02:56:20 am »
Jack kissing Ennis.
Jack yelling at Ennis.--great speech, though!
« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 02:58:03 am by twistedude »
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GREAT STUFF FOLKS! Keep it coming . . .
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 01:44:20 am »
Sometimes I like to end with HOT — keeps it on an up note:

NOT:  Smelly feet plopped in your lap
HOT:  Giving them a nice massage anyway

NOT:  Ennis' reluctant two-step with Cassie
HOT:  Jack's seductive slow-dance with Lureen (esp. when he places her hand on his chest — mmmm.)

NOT:  Heavy sighs & sinking hearts as Jack undoes the tent
HOT:  Heavy sighs & clinking metal as Jack undoes his pants!

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2006, 12:12:43 pm »
HOT: Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, north of Riverton
NOT: Juarez, Mexico  :(
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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2006, 11:32:16 am »
OMG- this is sooooo funny, thanks for making my day you guys!

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2006, 01:07:45 pm »
Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT:  Big, hairy chests
NOT:  Big, scary bears

HOT:  Friendly ranch neighbors
NOT:  Unfriendly rodeo clowns

HOT:  Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT:  Castratin' calves

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2006, 01:13:49 pm »
HOT: sleepin under the stars on a warm night by a camp fire out in the mountains
NOT: sleepin in a tent that smells like cat piss or worse!

HOT: wakin up with somebody you love next to you
NOT: wakin up and runnin around outside in the cold snow!
« Last Edit: November 04, 2006, 01:17:09 pm by horo35 »

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2006, 01:39:56 pm »
;D ;D ;D

 :)

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2006, 03:50:25 pm »
Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT:  Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT:  Castratin' calves

Honestly? I'd rather help castrating calves than peeling potatoes. But, thinking of the nekkid company...ok, you're right.  :laugh:

Plain and simple:
Hot: Lureen
Not: Alma

Hot: two guys in front of a trailer
Not: only one guy in front of a trailer  :(


Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2006, 04:36:30 pm »
Quote
Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south

Yeah, I guess "goin' south" loses some of its sexy meaning...  Heehee.

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2006, 04:41:45 pm »
HOT:  Forgettin' to bring the harmonica
NOT:  Forgettin' the spuds and powdered milk

HOT:  Sendin' up prayers of thanks
NOT:  Sendin' up dumb jokes about kissing the bride

HOT: Trucks and Trans Ams driven by the Del Mars
NOT:  Pink Cadillacs with steer-horn hood ornaments (undoubtedly driven by the Newsomes)

HOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2006, 04:50:59 pm »
Texarkana, Tx
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2006, 05:30:45 pm »
HOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August

NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August
HOT:  Ennis going around Jack, looking for his handle -- oops, I mean the coffee pot's

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2006, 12:57:53 pm »
HOT:  Jack + Ennis munching elk
NOT:  Aguirre munching a toothpick

HOT:  Jack's bed-hair
NOT:  Jack's porn-stache

HOT:  Banging a cowboy in a tent
NOT:  Banging a gavel in divorce court

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2006, 02:00:42 pm »
NOT:  Tight jeans that need a crowbar for removal
HOT:  Western shirts with snaps (so they can be ripped off with impunity)

NOT:  Depositing a cowboy in a ditch
HOT:  Depositing a cowboy in your backseat

NOT:  Ennis prostrate, as he punches the alley wall
HOT:  Jack's prostate, as he punches the tent floor!
« Last Edit: February 20, 2007, 04:09:15 am by LauraGigs »

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2006, 06:58:50 pm »
NOT:  Tight jeans that need a crowbar for removal
HOT:  Western shirts with snaps (so they can be ripped off with impunity)

NOT:  Depositing a cowboy in a ditch
HOT:  Depositing a cowboy in your backseat

NOT:  Ennis – prostrate, as he punches the alley wall
HOT:  Jack's prostate, as he punches the tent floor!

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2006, 11:47:17 am »
HOT: Jack's Eyes
NOT: Jack's Moustache - ick!
I saw you were sick and tired of my wrong turns.
If you only knew the way I feel,
I'd really love to tell you,
But I could never seem to say
The things I needed to.
On a day like today
No other words would do.


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2006, 08:13:29 am »
HOT: The tender tent
NOT: The herder tent

HOT:  Warshin Ennis's shirts in the stream, naked
NOT: Warshin Ennis's undershirt in the sink, wearing an apron

HOT:  The hailstorm
NOT: The storm comin in from the Pacific

HOT:  Fireworks on the mountain
NOT: Fireworks on Independence Day

HOT: Jack's flipover
NOT: Alma's flipover

HOT:  Tussling with Ennis on the mountain
NOT: Dancin with Lureen or LaShawn

HOT: Jack's gun goin off in TS1
NOT: Jack's gun goin off and missin the coyote


 :laugh: Hilarious! I'm laughing out loud here!  :laugh:
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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2006, 01:52:11 pm »
Why, thank yew, Kerry! Glad you enjoyed it!!
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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2007, 04:31:48 pm »
NOT: Chaste kisses by the altar
HOT: Passionate kisses by the laundromat

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2007, 08:57:09 pm »
NOT:    Laying hot asphalt with the road crew.

HOT:   Laying hot ass at the Siesta Motel.

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2007, 07:58:49 am »
NOT:    Laying hot asphalt with the road crew.

HOT:   Laying hot ass at the Siesta Motel.

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2007, 01:12:18 pm »
Yeah David, I love it!!

HOT:  The Siesta Motel
NOT:  The Knife & Fork

HOT:  Ennis as he sights down the elk
NOT:  Aguirre as he sights down Ennis + Jack

HOT:  Ennis collapsing onto Jack at the end of TS1
NOT:  Glass jars collapsing onto the grocery store floor

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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2007, 06:50:53 pm »

NOT: Sinister-looking lanky rodeo clowns
HOT:  Strong silent-type blonde cowboys

NOT: Beating on poor Ennis on a cold, wet road.
HOT:  Beating on dirty laundry in the nude, by the river.


NOT: Between a rock and a hard place
HOT: Between a rock and a hard place in a tent ..



« Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 06:00:47 pm by Lucise »


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2007, 12:33:48 am »
Hot: Coffee with whiskey by the campfire.
Not Hot: Coffee alone in the bus station.

Hot:Sitting shirtless talking about coyotes.
Not Hot: Sitting shirtless listening to Alma talk.


Hot:The bed in the motel
Not Hot:The bed above the laundromat.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2007, 12:39:19 am by Cameron »



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2007, 07:57:15 pm »
 HOT jack flicking his buckle after peeing in the woods
NOT 
Ennis peeing in the sink after putting the coffee on to heat

HOT Jack leaning back against hiis truck anywhere
NOT  Jack laying on the ground after Ennis's sucker punch               



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2007, 01:07:55 am »
HOT: Ennis talking more than he spoke in a year
NOT: Lashawn doing a year's worth of talk in a few minutes


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2007, 01:10:56 am »
HOT: Jack doing the rodeo dance for Ennis
NOT: Jack dancing with Lashawn


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2007, 01:16:37 am »
HOT: Jack knowing exactly where Ennis lived
NOT: Jack having to ask 10 different people where Ennis lived


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 09:58:51 pm »



     HOT Jack and Ennis kisses and Reunion, mad rush to the Siesta..

     NOT Jack and Ennis separating and leaving each other by Aguirres trailer.



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2007, 05:05:37 pm »
HOT: Brokeback Mountain
NOT: Lightning Flat


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2007, 03:27:12 pm »
       HOT JACK N ENNIS FNIT
       NOT JACK N ENNIS FIRST WEDDING NIGHTS



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2007, 11:54:23 pm »
HOT: Jack and Ennis together at Don Wroe's cabin
NOT: Jack and Randall at Roy Taylor's cabin


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2007, 11:56:53 pm »
       HOT JACK N ENNIS FNIT
       NOT JACK N ENNIS FIRST WEDDING NIGHTS
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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2007, 05:20:14 am »


    HOT  Jack and Ennis killing the elk.

    NOT  Coyote killing the sheep

     HOT  Ennis washing all he could reach with hot water  an washrag

     NOT  Jack wiping his hands on his clothes after spilling the beans

     HOT  Jack washing the clothes in the river naked

     NOT  Alma washing the clothes in the sink clothed



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2007, 07:01:44 pm »
HOT: Jack's favorite place being Brokeback Mountain
NOT: Ennis's favorite place being at work


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2007, 11:29:29 pm »
HOT: Ennis talking up a blue streak to Jack
NOT: Lashawn talking up a blue streak to Jack


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #42 on: July 08, 2007, 02:44:10 pm »




           HOT  Ennis and Jack spending the night of the hailstorm together

           NOT  Ennis spending the night of the snow alone



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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2007, 08:29:39 pm »
HOT: Jack telling OMT that he wanted to bring Ennis to L. Flat
NOT: Jack not telling Ennis that he wanted to bring him to L. Flat


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Re: What's HOT, What's NOT:
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2007, 03:32:11 am »




         HOT  Ennis pushing Jack up under the stairs and kissing him passionately

         NOT  Randall looking at Jack like he wants to lick him all over



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