What's HOT, What's NOT:

[LauraGigs]

Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT:  Big, hairy chests
NOT:  Big, scary bears

HOT:  Friendly ranch neighbors
NOT:  Unfriendly rodeo clowns

HOT:  Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT:  Castratin' calves

[horo35]

HOT: sleepin under the stars on a warm night by a camp fire out in the mountains
NOT: sleepin in a tent that smells like cat piss or worse!

HOT: wakin up with somebody you love next to you
NOT: wakin up and runnin around outside in the cold snow!

[mvansand76]

 

[Penthesilea]

Glad you like it, sweetie! Got some more for ya:

HOT:  Peelin' potatoes with someone naked nearby
NOT:  Castratin' calves

Honestly? I'd rather help castrating calves than peeling potatoes. But, thinking of the nekkid company...ok, you're right. 

Plain and simple:
Hot: Lureen
Not: Alma

Hot: two guys in front of a trailer
Not: only one guy in front of a trailer 


Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south

[LauraGigs]

Hot: driving twelve hundred miles north
Not: driving twelve hundred miles south

Yeah, I guess "goin' south" loses some of its sexy meaning...  Heehee.

[LauraGigs]

HOT:  Forgettin' to bring the harmonica
NOT:  Forgettin' the spuds and powdered milk

HOT:  Sendin' up prayers of thanks
NOT:  Sendin' up dumb jokes about kissing the bride

HOT: Trucks and Trans Ams driven by the Del Mars
NOT:  Pink Cadillacs with steer-horn hood ornaments (undoubtedly driven by the Newsomes)

HOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August

[jpwagoneer1964]

Texarkana, Tx

[serious crayons]

HOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's collar as he whispers to him
NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August

NOT:  Ennis stroking Jack's door handle as he tells him about August
HOT:  Ennis going around Jack, looking for his handle -- oops, I mean the coffee pot's

[LauraGigs]

HOT:  Jack + Ennis munching elk
NOT:  Aguirre munching a toothpick

HOT:  Jack's bed-hair
NOT:  Jack's porn-stache

HOT:  Banging a cowboy in a tent
NOT:  Banging a gavel in divorce court

[LauraGigs]

NOT:  Tight jeans that need a crowbar for removal
HOT:  Western shirts with snaps (so they can be ripped off with impunity)

NOT:  Depositing a cowboy in a ditch
HOT:  Depositing a cowboy in your backseat

NOT:  Ennis prostrate, as he punches the alley wall
HOT:  Jack's prostate, as he punches the tent floor!