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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2020 on: April 22, 2021, 08:18:11 pm »
enjoy free time


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2021 on: April 23, 2021, 03:07:55 pm »
staycation next week!  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2022 on: April 25, 2021, 08:41:27 pm »
visit with friends


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2023 on: April 26, 2021, 04:24:19 pm »
enjoy your staycation!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2024 on: April 27, 2021, 05:58:46 pm »
get your vaccine


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2025 on: April 28, 2021, 04:15:06 pm »
get a haircut

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2026 on: April 28, 2021, 09:03:15 pm »
take some meds


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2027 on: April 29, 2021, 02:39:29 pm »
prepare two smellers

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2028 on: May 01, 2021, 09:45:27 pm »
give yourself treats


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2029 on: May 02, 2021, 01:30:54 pm »
take a shower

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