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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #310 on: May 20, 2015, 07:09:33 am »
three words only!  ;)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #311 on: May 20, 2015, 08:48:32 am »
don't nag people


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #312 on: May 23, 2015, 06:42:05 am »
enjoy your walking

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #313 on: May 23, 2015, 02:21:17 pm »
pretty in pink!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #314 on: May 23, 2015, 05:30:43 pm »
ESC 2015 weekend love

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #315 on: May 23, 2015, 05:34:08 pm »
Don't forget sunglasses

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #316 on: May 25, 2015, 10:15:35 am »
avoid getting sunburned


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #317 on: May 25, 2015, 10:45:05 am »
get a haircut

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #318 on: May 25, 2015, 12:41:34 pm »
A bow, again... Ahhhh  :)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #319 on: May 25, 2015, 12:59:48 pm »
Except the unexpected