Our Daily Thoughts News Journal

[dot-matrix]

well crap!!!

she DOES look like she could take care of the situation!!!

==aside==
She was my avitar until it got me into trouble.  

This is my moniker:

[Arad-3]

What size did you say those condoms were?? This guy has just been spotted getting groceries at The Foodland! maybe that's your man!

[wulfar360]

well i never ! i was out of town when this robbery took place ! 


anyway i have no use for those  things at this time sad to say

[Lynne]

well i never ! i was out of town when this robbery took place ! 

Sheriff!!  He may have an alibi, but I think it bears checking.  Tonight I found out he has MOTIVE!!!
 

[wulfar360]

that was told in confindence ! i have no use for those  items !  believe me if i did i would be a much happier person !

[injest]

well it has been two days since the 'incident' in Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop. Things in this part of town seem to have settled down.

Sheriff Roland has returned to his regular haunts but assures this reporter that he will return should the incident recur!

In unrelated news:

Daniel, Bettermost counselor opened a blog today!

Phoenix showed up after having computer trouble that has kept him down for the past week.

Dana made a quick appearance last night in the Feed Store.

and a side note to all you hunters! Garry would appreciate ya'll keeping an eye out and avoiding all young bucks...look for the BIG RACKS!!....remember Oww Hee is very special to us here at Bettermost!

[Sheriff Roland]

This just in:

This afternoon, The Brokeback Fan Fiction and Poetry thread has become the 4th most popular forum of Better Most. It was only a month ago that the Anything Goes thread was boasting of the same thing, but as of 3:00 pm (est),  the Fanfic Tread has 9 587 posts compared with the former 4th place Anything Goes's 9 579 posts.

Congratulations to all.

Now It is less than 1 800 posts away from the 3rd place "ABC & 1, 2, 3" forum (It has been suggested that there should be more jockeying before year's end).

Again, congratulations are due to Louise & Leslie & all those who are devotees of that forum.

[injest]

In a shocking daylight attack, local shop keeper assaulted by long time customer!

Jess's Feed Store and Tack Shop was the scene of another crime today. Owner Jess was working alone when the assault occured.

"I was stocking grooming supplies, I thought I was alone in the store...I heard a noise behind me and before I could see who it was. I was POKED...yes, POKED righ here in my side!" Jess showed the red spot on her side.

The assailant ran off into the woods behind the store.

Jess promises swift justice. "Well I don't expect to get any help from Sheriff Roland...he HAS increased patrols in the area but of course today I couldnt get ahold of him!"

Some members are calling for an explanation for the apparent lack of progress on the previous crime commited right here in our neighborhood. You may recall a 'person of interest' who lives RIGHT HERE AMONG US...STOLE from the store not a week ago!

There is some speculation that the recent crime spree can be traced to a 'certain' house here in the neighborhood where loud music, and noise have become the norm! There have been rumors of nudity, drug use AND possible 'straight' lifestyles being flaunted!

Anyone with information on the latest tragedy to strike our nice home please contact Sheriff Roland...(if you can find him)

[wulfar360]

wow ! who in the world would do something of this nature ! its  just not right ! i hope you  find this person and   they get whats coming to th em!



(sneaks back to the house with nudity/loud music)

[Sheriff Roland]

Owner Jess was working alone when the assault occured. .., I thought I was alone in the store...I heard a noise behind me and before I could see who it was. I was POKED...yes, POKED righ here in my side!" Jess showed the red spot on her side.

Folks, relax!

To the best a our knowledge, this is no crime spree. The victim(?) has a long history of self inflicted pokin's, and no action is expected as an outcome a this "incident".

Of course if any additional information (that ain't hearsay (from Jess herself)) is fortcoming, I'll be more than <yawn> happy to hear the facts.

<Why does everything always seem to happen on my only night out at the bar per week!>